People's Elbow wrote:
The presumptive 2015 fixture... Essendon*** struggles, as does Heritier Lumumba
http://www.footyalmanac.com.au/your-presumptive-2015-afl-fixture/ 
I like your material a lot, People's Elbow...
Some highlights from the material you mention in each round included:
Round 2-
"Richmond vs. Western Bulldogs, MCG: Tyrone Vickery knocks out Will Minson at a boundary throw-in. As a result, Minson loses his ability to speak German, but mysteriously develops one to speak Mandarin."
Collingwood vs. Adelaide, Etihad Stadium: McGuire asks for compensation, for a) playing their first Melbourne game at Etihad against, b) and interstate team.
Port Adelaide vs. Sydney, Adelaide Oval: Luke Darcy says he loved the way Michael Hutchence went about his business. Clarifies his remark by explaining that he was referring to the writing “Never Tear Us Apart”.
Round 3 - what? North's 3-4 million dollar gift from the AFL per year isn't enough to get them into the top 4?
North Melbourne vs. Port Adelaide, Etihad Stadium: North’s win overshadowed by their request for AFL assistance on medical expenses after Shaun Higgins joins Jarrad Waite on the sidelines.
Rd 8 -
Geelong vs. Carlton, Etihad Stadium: The Etihad curse — and Joel Selwood’s nose — is broken.
So many gems.... can't list them all.
Great stuff - People's Elbow.
