Because I am a selfless kind of guy I'd like to volunteer to burn cash for anybody with a need! My idea is that you could send me your money in the post and I will send you back a houlihan card and a sincere promise that I did actually burn the $$$. Come to think of it, i am happy to burn anybody's money for any purpose whatsoever.

For an extra $50 I'll send you a video of the money burning so that you can re-enjoy it for years to come. (Disclaimer: Money burning on video may not be the actual money sent. In fact there might only be one video of actual money being destroyed which just gets sent out to anybody regardless of their circumstances)

Any lefties out their upset at George Bush/John Howard?? Drop me $50 comrades and feel the weight of conservative oppression slide off your shoulders!! Get them back for having the queen on the notes, teach them a symbolic lesson on the revolution of the proletariat.

Conservatives upset at the hippies and the lunatic communist fringe spoiling our great country, slip me $100 and rest assured I'll use it to help burn down a greeny's treehouse! Send me the fuel and I'll create a few more Greenhouse Gasses!!!!

After I take out my considerable (98%) overheads and operating costs, I'll burn up anything left over. All money for burning to:

2ndeffort

c/- Sucker Enterprises
Private Beach
The Bahamas

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