TC MEMBERS VOTE AGAINST MICHELIN MAN FOR JUDD TRADE AS FABRIC OF CLUB WOULD BE DESTROYED.

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"Davies could eventually become a player of Judd's ability" - Paganite03 Click here to see for yourself!

CARLTON GOD FUMBLES AT LANCE'S FABRIC

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Love Cricket? Love me

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Can't half tell that the silly season is only 6 days away!

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“It is a state of mind, a system of belief, a way of seeing the world, a deep faith that, because you are Carlton, you belong to something great.” - Mike Fitzpatrick articulating what Out of the Blue means.

DOWN UNDER CHICK TELLS: SILLY SEASON 6 DAYS AWAY

CARLTON GOD TELLS DOWN UNDER CHICK "LANCE IS FAT" JOKE

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Love Cricket? Love me

FAR UNDER CHICK RESENTFUL OF DUC

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, was Goldsphincter, a Carlton Supporter,
a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Goldsphincter has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Goldsphincter must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Goldsphincter guy must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

Goldsphincter thinks: The Carlton supoporter must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Carlton supporter thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack Goldsphincter again

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Confucius say "Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone"

"I GOT CONFUSED AFTER THE LOUD SLAP BIT" - CK