I've seen you do it Tommi, funny thing is most of us would snap the stalky bit, not the head off!

Ahoy there...

Now when you wizz after asparagus, how bad is that? But I still cant stop sniffing it!...I probably have said too much already....,

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

ok, here's the deal

Every Carlton supporter in here should go to their major religion and apologise for every crap thing every Carlton supporter/player/former president has done.

I'll apologise to the Buddha on sunday. Mine is Vietnamese Buddhism.

Then we'll all eat asparagus on pizza and drink beer with lemon ruskis, and shed a tear or 2.

then BAM! 2006 = premiership year

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Love Cricket? Love me

But lets not go too early huh? We still have a few games to tank!

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

A-hah..........

so it's you guys.......doin all the bad stuff........!

Dancin.....i'm not sure how you break the broc......
you must use two hands surely......?

i like the stalky bits Pedro.......and i also like
you currupting the kiddies with the vegies........nice
work.......it brings the family together.......!

hey Electric.......i've timed it.......inside 10 minutes.......
i reckon i could get it down to 6 or 7.....!

before the aroma that is......!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Well there's that, but it could be that we're just shit.

I once laughed at a spastic kid.

Before it was wrong.

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Congratulations CK95

I laugh at spastics when no one can see me... and I think midgets/dwarves/little people are hilarious.

When I say it peeople look at me like I am a freak. They are funny, but...

Oh, and my Dad and brother are Bummer supporters, that might be part of it too!

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
Woody Allen

You know those red lights on major roads which are just for pedestrian crossings? Late at night (between midnight and 6), when there's no traffic about, I stop at those, and then when I make sure and confirm there's no-one about, I go through them.

Then again, that's not really wrong....So as far as I can tell, it's not my fault. Yet.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I'm the bloke that presses the button then pisses off in the middle of peak hour - thus making the traffic stop for no reason at all.

Sorry everyone.

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Richard Pratt - A Carlton legend.

I blame myself for everything. Well I used to. Then I

GREW UP

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Karma

Loyal & Proud

Well....Now that Sami's a girl of the world, she's far too mature for us.......**humph**

Teach us the ways of maturity and sense, oh, wise one.....

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Oops. I didn't mean to like have that so big, but no I didn't mean it that way. I just blame myself for Carlton being at the bottom, but my Dad says that I am better in London coz the BullAnts are winning.

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Karma

Loyal & Proud

Its my fault.

When Hamill left I succumbed.

I made a doll of wax

knitted a small jumper with the No 4

stole some hairs I found - I think they were his (surely not Lance's and too thick for Skinny's)

I ate a chook raw
biting its head off and splattering blood on my wax works

and began to chant

and stick pins in that effegy

I hated it

I wanted it to succumb


but


I think I went to far

and now anything touched by a number four

is doomed...


Oh Livo forgive me!

And Sticks he was the greatest number 4 ever!!!!!

and everything

has turned wrong and black

and in my ears when I go to the football

I hear drums

and I just want to dance

and my mind if filled with Lisa Bonet

in a singlet

drinking from a tap

and Mickey Rouke no longer acts - did he too wear number 4?


Its all my fault!

All of it.

And I do not know how to break free - I've played the Queen song a million times

I've even strutted like Freddy

but all I've got

is Billy Fields

and horrible, oh so horrible

Bad Habits


I'm in hell!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

yep... danny's fault

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Love Cricket? Love me

careful Tyrant I've got plenty of wax and apparently your hairs are everywhere!!!!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

oh yeah.. those College rooms around Melbourne Uni must be covered in them

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Love Cricket? Love me

actually I need a 'ew yuck' face

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

OK, who's fault was it this time.... re ATO....

Seriously, we need to sacrifice a virgin (if we can find one) in the middle of Optus Oval to please the footy gods...

Not many virgins around these days .. but i know this doctor on Sydney road that............wears a thimble

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