what is wrong wif you people!
I hate those cauliflower over there, more thank I can say.

today was sad.

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

I hate Elliot.

I hate the way we are playing.

I hate the Afl's deliberate TVifacation of this game.

I hate Mike and Dan's articles (I don't really but friendly rivalry and all that).

I hate losing.

I hate rule interpretations for the sake of TVification.

I hate wooden spoons.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

HEY!! Screw you too then!

Oh....you're talking about JE. I thought you just mis-spelled my name, like 98% of people do.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

hey yeah! the Adelaide list IS funny!

I hate Elliott from ET. ET should have just probed him.

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Love Cricket? Love me

He did. That's why Elliot is so pale at the end of the movie. He was coming to terms with being probed.

sad about a future without probing?

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Love Cricket? Love me

Gags aside, you shouldn't really include your little petty rivalry with us in a post alongside Elliott. It hurts. Danny, as we keep on saying, get someone to read your articles and THEN, we can call it a rivalry!

I HATE ET!

If I had a dollar for every time someone's said "Ouuuuchhh" or "phone home" to me, well.....see that thread about being obscenely rich...

AND THEN...the film was re-released, in time for a whole new generation to make fun of me.

Why is it in every Hollywood film, the only Eliot/Elliott/Elliot/Eliott s are nerds, or evil (see True Romance). the only exception was The Untouchables, but of course Eliot Ness was real.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

apparently they are

unlike certain other articles that will remain namless

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

You've doubled your readership to triple figures and now you're throwing stones? You sure you're not confusing yourself for Garrie Hutchison?

Hey you two...........

how about you get a room next to Coolool-ool
and eye.......?

we can order in..........or eat out........!

eeewwwwww.........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

... thanks for the top Tommi.

It's just that something along the lines of your solution... in a hotel room... started the problems in the first place!

...ewwwwww. precisely...

:roll: :evil: :shock:


8) :?

Hands up who's club has been probed by an AD?

In the hotel room he sits naked
a bed messed with
and in his hands a flag;
1 tattered remains from a moment
golden bright and sadly alone
of the single time he achieved release
by proving he could handle the test,
the rest of the time
he enters the dark room
and feels his sick and sorry past
crowding in upon him.

Latley he has met
a Blue or two
especially one with the single eye
who doesn't mind sharing a drink
with such a sad, embittered soul
and maybe even
trying to get him to see
that misery is only a state of the mind.

The hotel is run
by members of the same club
who want desperately
to sell it to the Blue ones
but they are just stopping
tired and out of gas
and any bed is better than none
sometimes
and even in this flea ridden dung
they can still count the flags they carry
in their oceanic hearts
so many more
than the one he holds
sadly alone
in that room
staring out the window
at the bright lights of the M.C.G.
muttering like a rabid dog
'One day that'll be me'
and knowing secretly
in his black black heart
that it will never be,
not any time soon.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

See Coolool-ool..........

see how Dee Boy just does that.........!

he gets words......and stirs them up in a pot of emotion......!

it's a special pot........like those emotion sticks.....when you
hold them and they change colour.......this pot brews
all kinds of stews......!

he adds a pinch of pain....and some diced despair.......!

stick around for his sunday arvo/night stuff.......it's killa......!

great work Dee boy........i stand on one leg to you.......!


kindest regards tommi


stay away from that single eyed chasp........sounds like
trouble.......you don't know where he's been.......!

is there such a thing as an emotion stick.......that
changes colour......?

cos if there isn't.......it's my idea........!

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Copyrighted, okay?

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And I have asked to be where no storms come.

Beware the single-eyed chasp!!!!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

I can still talk, danny ol' son. It was you guys that started to send me up over the :roll: , but i kinda got to like it. :oops:

Johnnny O'Keefe song.garthp.