| TalkingCarlton http://talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/ |
|
| Herald Sun Job Application http://talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=10137 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | born in 72 [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Herald Sun Job Application |
The Herald Sun To Whom it May Concern Now that you have confirmed that you’re firm browses these forums, I would like to take the opportunity to apply for a position as a journalist with your illustrious newspaper. I have a wealth of sources from which to break exclusive stories ranging from bigfooty.com to a mate down the pub that knows someone that knows someone that is important. I network regularly through BBQ’s and assorted booze ups, providing me all the latest groundbreaking news. Although sports is my specialty my wide range of sources gives me exclusive information on anything ranging from tax reform to terrorism. I would be prepared to work in any of these areas. I have a number of relevant qualifications with the highlight being a doctorate in journalism from “Journo’s R us†|
|
| Author: | CK95 [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
|
|
|
| Author: | Lurker Blue [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
I think you're a shoo in for the job. |
|
| Author: | budzy [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Don't forget that it's mandatory for all H/S journo's to be a member of the Maguire 'kiss my arse' club. |
|
| Author: | tommi [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Nice work Born........... that'll learn them.......i bet you drive a Ford XR6..............! kindest regards tommi |
|
| Author: | Laserkid [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Do you get more than zero on your weekly tips ? |
|
| Author: | The Tyrant [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Laserkid wrote: Do you get more than zero on your weekly tips ?
I got zero twice last year!!!!! GREAT POST 72
|
|
| Author: | tommi [ Thu May 11, 2006 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Hey Tyrone............ so you got ZERO twice.......i got ZERO once.........! does this make you twice as bad as me.........? i'm sitting here trying to work it out........zero+zero=zero...... but zero=zero also.........and if i sit here and think for too long things might start to happpp............o-oh........lookout.....! diz-zeee...........! kindest regards tommi |
|
| Author: | The Tyrant [ Thu May 11, 2006 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
what if you DIVIDED your one zero by my 2 zeros to work out the how bad you are relative to me??? 
|
|
| Author: | jimmae [ Thu May 11, 2006 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Don't forget 72, you have to bring your own fact checker, or you don't get one for your articles. |
|
| Author: | billc3 [ Thu May 11, 2006 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
.....rediculous. Way over qualified |
|
| Author: | TheGame [ Thu May 11, 2006 3:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
LMAO Anonymous Internet troll!
|
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC + 10 hours |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|