Before posting in public you might want to hone your routine.
Funny = good.
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| Author: | fevforpresident [ Thu May 18, 2006 5:10 pm ] |
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Forget the professional bullshit, training 40 hours a week, dieticians, fitness regiemes, laptops what has that got us? Jack Shit. Enough Wooden Spoons to start our own biscuit factory. My Plan for the future: 1) Go back to a player coach. I nominate Fevola (of course, the man is a champion). For a start we will save 4 salaries. And lets face it, he couldnt do any worse than Pagan. Scrap the laptops and statistical analysis that counts for jack shit. Fev should rock up with the team sheetin his pocket, write it on the chalk board and get changed. Match ups - you match up on the guy that stands next to you in the position that you have been given to play. 2) Scrap the warm up. Warm Up should be the thing that happens when the strapper liberally applies decorub to every exposed part of your body. 3) Get a Brewry to sponsor the players. Public to be encouraged to report any player found without an alcoholic beverage in his hand or seen leaving a nightclub before 6am. 4) Turning up at training hungover encouraged, not punished 5) Forget the fruit and Powerade after the game - tequilla with a beer chaser and toasted sandwiches and hot dogs more the go 6) Pay players more for a win than they get for a loss - what incentive is there to be successful if the reward is the same for failure? 7) Tell the players to get jobs. they are footballers for christ sakes, not gods. The fact that they have no grip on reality has a lot to do with their performance Dont think i am right? We won 15 premierships, 11 seconds and no wooden spoons doing it this way.[/list] |
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| Author: | Wojee [ Thu May 18, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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Before posting in public you might want to hone your routine. Funny = good. Your post =
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| Author: | AGRO [ Thu May 18, 2006 5:18 pm ] |
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There might be a few teams in outback NSW willing to take you on. 
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| Author: | buzzaaaah [ Thu May 18, 2006 5:37 pm ] |
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Methinks we have an opposition fan here |
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| Author: | The Tyrant [ Thu May 18, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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| Author: | blueslander [ Thu May 18, 2006 6:43 pm ] |
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Well I found your sarcasm amusing, but I am always one for the lowest form of wit... I have often wondered if our current team played our 1979 grand final side in their prime who would win? Ok, maybe I haven't wondered it that often, but I did think about it after your post. Maybe I am getting old enough now to remember football that was played in my childhood as being from the golden era (or perhaps it was just golden because we were so God darn good). I know that our blokes would not be able to keep up with the new guys (although we did have the mosquito fleet in that era) but they all knew how to kick, take contested marks and show a bit of courage. I think someone should invent a football simulator that could accurately predict the outcome of games played between different sides in history. What's that you say? I'm speaking shit? I thought this was the thread for that. |
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| Author: | bluehammer [ Thu May 18, 2006 7:05 pm ] |
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blueslander wrote: I think someone should invent a football simulator that could accurately predict the outcome of games played between different sides in history.
They have. It's called Jarusa |
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| Author: | The Tyrant [ Thu May 18, 2006 8:44 pm ] |
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bluehammer wrote: blueslander wrote: I think someone should invent a football simulator that could accurately predict the outcome of games played between different sides in history. They have. It's called Jarusa Cool... let me give it a go Hey Jarusa... what would happen, if the 1970 Collingwood grandfinal team, played against the 1970 Carlton grandfinal team? |
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| Author: | Ponkstar [ Thu May 18, 2006 10:03 pm ] |
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I thought this might be another Rex Hunt thread... |
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| Author: | BrizzyBlue [ Thu May 18, 2006 11:17 pm ] |
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Ponkstar wrote: I thought this might be another Rex Hunt thread...
Thats a bit below the belt, Ponky!!  
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| Author: | Ponkstar [ Fri May 19, 2006 12:46 am ] |
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BrizzyBlue wrote: Ponkstar wrote: I thought this might be another Rex Hunt thread... Thats a bit below the belt, Ponky!! Maybe if we pay the mods 50 grand they'll keep this thread quiet.... |
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| Author: | TruBlueBrad [ Fri May 19, 2006 8:56 am ] |
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Ponkstar wrote: BrizzyBlue wrote: Ponkstar wrote: I thought this might be another Rex Hunt thread... Thats a bit below the belt, Ponky!! Maybe if we pay the mods 50 grand they'll keep this thread quiet.... Sure we can....even better, lets not even tell the other mods this conversation ever took place 
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| Author: | tommi [ Fri May 19, 2006 9:08 am ] |
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Mmmm........... remember those hot dogs you had at primary school.......? the big red ones that would split down the middle..... and then placed on a "slice" of bread......with the sauce dripping all over the place..........! ahhhh memories.............! kindest regards tommi who's milk monitor today..................? |
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| Author: | ificouldbelikefev [ Fri May 19, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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I reckon it is certainly raises a fair question - what has the current approach to football actually done? Is the game a better spectacle? Ok the game might be quicker and some of the skills more precise, but the legends of the game had the skill to mix it with todays lot and managed to do it without every aspect of their lives being controlled. |
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| Author: | Wolfister [ Fri May 19, 2006 4:29 pm ] |
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Ponkstar wrote: BrizzyBlue wrote: Ponkstar wrote: I thought this might be another Rex Hunt thread... Thats a bit below the belt, Ponky!! Maybe if we pay the mods 50 grand they'll keep this thread quiet.... You'd have to sleep with us first! BTW - these Fevola posters come from Perth... home of a certain Dockers board that may have been "invaded" yesterday??? |
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| Author: | Blue Meany [ Fri May 19, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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dockers? invaded? back to our roots? what the hell is going on here? i thought i was going to post a story about that girl i met in manly in 1993 while heading to see the Cars at a pub only we were a week late because we got the dates wrong and so we had to stay at the pub for some spirits promo night and she was really friendly but then when i woke up i had this bad headache and i felt kinda ill and she was making coffee and said i looked like shite and i said thanks so we had a shower and she dropped me off back at my place. she was a nice root. am i in trouble now? |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Fri May 19, 2006 7:27 pm ] |
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Blue Meany wrote: dockers? invaded?
back to our roots? what the hell is going on here? i thought i was going to post a story about that girl i met in manly in 1993 while heading to see the Cars at a pub only we were a week late because we got the dates wrong and so we had to stay at the pub for some spirits promo night and she was really friendly but then when i woke up i had this bad headache and i felt kinda ill and she was making coffee and said i looked like shite and i said thanks so we had a shower and she dropped me off back at my place. she was a nice root. am i in trouble now? You are if it was your "best friend's girlfriend" but maybe she was "just what you needed". |
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| Author: | mjonc [ Fri May 19, 2006 8:34 pm ] |
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I not sure Rexy will go back to his roots now. |
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| Author: | 7dominator [ Fri May 19, 2006 8:40 pm ] |
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Reminds me of the very old story about the truck driver that was sent to get a load of Mallee Roots and came back with the Horsham Marching Girls! 
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