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dannyboy
 Post subject: True analysis of my arse
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:05 pm 
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It has a hole in it

It farts
It shits

But it never sucks!

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Is it nominating for the draft??

May have an opening at Carlton.

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Jarusa
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It also cracks under pressure.

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dannyboy
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I think i saw it out there today

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dannyboy
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oh and demitrifuckshitarseholeou can kiss it!

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Blue Vain
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dannyboy wrote:
It has a hole in it

It farts
It shits

But it never sucks!


He's right.
I've seen the video.
From memory Kevin Sheedy has the lead role.

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dannyboy
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but you only see his lips 8)

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The Tyrant
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overrated

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The Tyrant
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its attitude STINKS!

could do with a bit of a trim as well :?

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dannyboy
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In the right light, with your eyes squinting, it look almost like a beautiful sunset....


oh and IT DOESN'T MAN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Tyrant
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dannyboy wrote:
oh and IT DOESN'T MAN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stop being modest :wink:

I can just imagine the Footy record interview:

Favourite food: Brownies
Favourite sporting club: Arsenal
Favourite holiday spot: The American South
Favourite song: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
Favourite guests at a dinner party: Annabel Chong, Andrew Demetriou, Shirley Manson, Kevin Sheedy, Elton John

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Deano Supremo
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Is it eligible for the NRS?

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dannyboy
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hey it takes no dives and no one wipes the floor with it!

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Deano Supremo
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Runs rings around the competition

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dannyboy
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well it runs anyway :oops:

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Deano Supremo
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Is a typical cheeky back pocket

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Jarusa
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It does not put up with flower.

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dannyboy
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never leads but is a great follower!

But this has gotten off track the real point of this thread is that

my arse belongs in a Carlton jumper!

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bluehammer
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as opposed to the jumper being worn by a bunch of arses?

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Kaptain Kouta
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The Tyrant wrote:
Favourite song: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison


Which is also a great song for a game of charades.

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