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Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:05 pm ]
Post subject:  True analysis of my arse

It has a hole in it

It farts
It shits

But it never sucks!

Author:  monkee [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:09 pm ]
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Is it nominating for the draft??

May have an opening at Carlton.

Author:  Jarusa [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:14 pm ]
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It also cracks under pressure.

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:14 pm ]
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I think i saw it out there today

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:17 pm ]
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oh and demitrifuckshitarseholeou can kiss it!

Author:  Blue Vain [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: True analysis of my arse

dannyboy wrote:
It has a hole in it

It farts
It shits

But it never sucks!


He's right.
I've seen the video.
From memory Kevin Sheedy has the lead role.

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:43 pm ]
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but you only see his lips 8)

Author:  The Tyrant [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:44 pm ]
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overrated

Author:  The Tyrant [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:45 pm ]
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its attitude STINKS!

could do with a bit of a trim as well :?

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:49 pm ]
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In the right light, with your eyes squinting, it look almost like a beautiful sunset....


oh and IT DOESN'T MAN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  The Tyrant [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:52 pm ]
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dannyboy wrote:
oh and IT DOESN'T MAN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stop being modest :wink:

I can just imagine the Footy record interview:

Favourite food: Brownies
Favourite sporting club: Arsenal
Favourite holiday spot: The American South
Favourite song: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
Favourite guests at a dinner party: Annabel Chong, Andrew Demetriou, Shirley Manson, Kevin Sheedy, Elton John

Author:  Deano Supremo [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:54 pm ]
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Is it eligible for the NRS?

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:57 pm ]
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hey it takes no dives and no one wipes the floor with it!

Author:  Deano Supremo [ Sat May 07, 2005 7:59 pm ]
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Runs rings around the competition

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:02 pm ]
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well it runs anyway :oops:

Author:  Deano Supremo [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:04 pm ]
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Is a typical cheeky back pocket

Author:  Jarusa [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:04 pm ]
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It does not put up with flower.

Author:  dannyboy [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:13 pm ]
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never leads but is a great follower!

But this has gotten off track the real point of this thread is that

my arse belongs in a Carlton jumper!

Author:  bluehammer [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:15 pm ]
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as opposed to the jumper being worn by a bunch of arses?

Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Sat May 07, 2005 8:17 pm ]
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The Tyrant wrote:
Favourite song: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison


Which is also a great song for a game of charades.

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