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| Author: | buzzaaaah [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:26 pm ] |
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Apparently Wallace fines Richo now if he passes the ball inside F50. It has certainly straigtened him up. Time for some rules for Carlton players. 1. Ryan Houlihan - no passes less than 40 m from the backline and certainly no round the corner passes 2. Nick Stevens, Campo, Lappin - Leave the defenders alone. We don't need you camped in D50 to rescue the defenders. They are not the ones that need help. Get out to the midfield and F50 and earn your kicks there. The defence doesnt need you. Stevens in particular should be the final link to the forwards. In fact Houla too, he is the only one that can hit a forward regularly. He misses coming out of the backline only. 3. Anyone that kicks the ball over the head of a leading forward has to wash their car during the week. That includes you Kouta. 4. Anyone that backs off laying a tackle or disposes of the ball hurriedly to avoid contact causing a turnover will get 30min of "sin-bin". Call that one the M Lappin rule. 5. Leave A Walker as a run with player. He looks much more relaxed and decisive in that role. 6. No automatic selctions except Kouta. Anyone else can be dropped for form or more importantly WORKRATE regardless of salary |
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| Author: | Deano Supremo [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:32 pm ] |
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The 'Richo rule' should be applied to Whits and Fev, especially Whits - I appreciate you're trying to be creative, but that's not what we need right now. TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AND HAVE A FREAKIN' SHOT! If Campo disputes one umpiring decision, he should be made to wear a "Brodie Holland is tops" t-shirt. |
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| Author: | molsey [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:08 pm ] |
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If Thornton bitches at a player, then that player must take the blame and be in the best players for the next 3 weeks. |
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| Author: | mjonc [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:16 pm ] |
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Deano Supremo wrote: The 'Richo rule' should be applied to Whits and Fev, especially Whits - I appreciate you're trying to be creative, but that's not what we need right now. TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AND HAVE A FREAKIN' SHOT!
I love it Deano. 
The Richo Rule it is. |
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| Author: | Wet Willie [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:51 pm ] |
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Deano Supremo wrote: The 'Richo rule' should be applied to Whits and Fev, .
But Deano, Whits and Fev already have a rule: To play one good half of footy every 12 rounds... 
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| Author: | darknavy [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:13 pm ] |
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The David Clarke rule - No David Clarkes should be played in the seniors The Wiggo rule - heads must be bandaged before half time The Brett Johnston rule - see David Clarke Rule |
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| Author: | Kaptain Kouta [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:06 pm ] |
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the Justin Davies Rule: Kick the ball between the BIG posts. l l 0 l l |
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| Author: | billybloggs [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:41 am ] |
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Kouta Rule: must find his direct opponent instead of pointing his finger to a fellow team mate on turnovers. |
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| Author: | BlueWorld [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:43 am ] |
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Kaptain Kouta wrote: the Justin Davies Rule: Kick the ball between the BIG posts.
l l 0 l l Kick the simple goals. Forget about freakish goals. |
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| Author: | therubbernub [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:35 am ] |
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Why stop there- Rugby could have the John Hopoate rule Boxing the Mike tyson rule....... |
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:45 am ] |
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Thou shalt not play Murray Vance. 
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New team rules |
buzzaaaah wrote: Time for some rules for Carlton players.
1. Ryan Houlihan - no passes less than 40 m from the backline and certainly no round the corner passes If you have to kick on your left foot ................... dont.
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| Author: | Deano Supremo [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:48 am ] |
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Hmmm what about Chris Bryan to kick the shizen out of the ball every chance he gets... |
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:50 am ] |
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Deano Supremo wrote: Hmmm what about Chris Bryan to kick the shizen out of the ball every chance he gets...
Good one Centurion, like it.
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| Author: | TruBlueBrad [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:52 am ] |
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molsey wrote: If Thornton bitches at a player, then that player must take the blame and be in the best players for the next 3 weeks.
Whats this stuff about Thornton bitching? Don't recall him ever bitching at teammate's upfield, umpires, opposition players...anyone but himself  he has a great full-back's attitude
I like the one about sin-bin for not laying tackles nad avoiding contact. |
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| Author: | Deano Supremo [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:53 am ] |
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TruBlueBrad wrote: molsey wrote: If Thornton bitches at a player, then that player must take the blame and be in the best players for the next 3 weeks. Whats this stuff about Thornton bitching? Don't recall him ever bitching at teammate's upfield, umpires, opposition players...anyone but himself he has a great full-back's attitude I like the one about sin-bin for not laying tackles nad avoiding contact. he did give Walker a spray on the weekend. |
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:56 am ] |
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Deano Supremo wrote: Hmmm what about Chris Bryan to kick the shizen out of the ball every chance he gets...
Here's a good one, how about we have a KPP be able to take a contested mark whenever Chris Bryan kicks the ball 75 metres from a kick out. 
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| Author: | molsey [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:00 am ] |
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How about: If the opposition kicks a goal, we must kick the next 2. SUPERCOACH! |
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| Author: | Wild Blue Yonder [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:25 am ] |
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How about we develop the Bryan rule to include a clause (Clem can draft this) That the 75 m kick in is to an "attacking pre-ordained position on the field into which a Carlton player knows to run before said kicker kicks." |
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| Author: | James Bond [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:00 am ] |
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The Walker rule:- All marks have to be 6ft off the ground The Betts rule:- Ankle tackles allowed The Kouta rule:- No less than 30 clearances per game The Teague rule:- During a 50/50 contest, choose death over life, at least 3 times per game The Bryan rule:- Arcs to be extended to 70 meters instead of 50 |
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