Edward was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for Carlton but I was just too embarrassed to say."

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Well that doesnt hurt me... it should hurt the players.
Im immune to having this group of players hurt me. ....

Heads should roll... and i cant wait for the draft.

This club should act like its a club at the bottom.
If Campos contract is being looked at prior to Waites and Walkers .. its because theyre still a boys club existing at the club with the chairman of selectors.
Look into the future and not the past.

When i think of Lance and Campo i get a vision of the sitting both of them in an EK Holden with the radio on and them looking at each other and singing Yesterdays Hero on Lygon street.. wearing acid wash jeans and a Golden Fleece windcheater.

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Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil....... the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Then they hold hands and drive off the cliff together...

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Agree with the talk about Campo's contract...I would've thought it was more important to finalise others too.

Synbad..."Golden Fleece windcheater?" Surely you mean Golden Fleece petrol in the EK and a Golden Breed windcheater....or maybe Crystal Cylinders!


BTW still can't find a plavce that sells Norweighan Blueys

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

Nothing to do with Carlton but.....

I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "Piss off".
They said come on, it's for spastics and blind kids.
Then I thought, f&*k it, I could win this.

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly