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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 pm ] |
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For Synbad. edit for Agro Beware the softicockness my son! Beware their slurp slurp slurpiness, their mumbley dumbledey grumbleness that sucks money out of the air of us! Beware the softicockness, the slippery poodleness that rub rub rubbinesses itself up and down handseys and legses! Beware the softicockness of vetenarians and blowhardians, the she'll be right come tomorrow 'uns, the slap on the backinses, hands in your pocketes ones! Oh run all you feelbe minded ones! You run in circle 'uns and scared of bashing 'uns! You fearful hogginses, bloody blockinses, never helpinses and never passing to the young 'unses ones!. We have gone beyond your rose coloured status's and search for rigid penises, those with sterner stuff than youses who will rouse the sleeping lots of us so we'll finally begin to win aginses! So beware the softicockness my son! Beware their tantrums and hum de hums, their bloated gullets and hoorumph eee de dums! No more lazy boneses or blind eyeses, we seek the grail of silveriness with our Denis's so out with all them softicocknesses and in with the flagrant, rampant, erectinses. Oh I feel a hard rain's about to fall! A Navy Blue rain and when it does all softcockiness will slide, oosey goosey down the drain! So beware the softicockness my son! Beware the softy lofty lot of 'em! |
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| Author: | cooloola [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:43 pm ] |
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hang on a sainter with a sense of humour - shit i'm doing something wrong 
but thanks. |
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| Author: | billc3 [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:51 pm ] |
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Wait a tick..DB, Given what Cockiness is, is soft cockiness the wrong adj.? Shoud it be softcocknicity? (although that would be a bugger to rhyme!!)
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:54 pm ] |
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Synbad labelled it softcockiness (least I think that was the word he used  ) in another thread an who am I to argue with the great man 
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| Author: | billc3 [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:03 pm ] |
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I had seen the quote... Synbad wrote: .. the problem with having soft cocks at thye (sic) club is their softcockness rubs off on the kids...
I was just a bit distressed about the mental image ...... 
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:04 pm ] |
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yeah it sent me into really dark places
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:18 pm ] |
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I think Synbad meant "Soft Cockedness" not "Soft Cockiness" - there is a difference, although far be it for me to put words in Synbad's mouth.
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| Author: | Bookie [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:26 pm ] |
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Lets not split hairs |
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:39 pm ] |
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he was talking about 'softcockness' but I added the 'i' to get a bit closer to jabberwocky - artistic license and all that |
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| Author: | cooloola [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:03 pm ] |
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Softcockiness could fit anyway, as you could say it's the opposite of cockiness, IE self belief. Or sumtin.
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:47 pm ] |
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For the context of this discussion: (i) Cockiness - "Over confidence and self-belief" (ii) Softcock - "Lacking heart, ticker" Synbad in his use of the term "Soft Cockidness" was referring to (ii) not to (i).
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| Author: | Jarusa [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:51 pm ] |
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AGRO wrote: I think Synbad meant "Soft Cockedness" not "Soft Cockiness" - there is a difference, although far be it for me to put words in Synbad's mouth.
Are you trying to say dannyboy put softcockiness in Synbad's mouth? |
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| Author: | The Tyrant [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:52 pm ] |
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I think I've got Laycockiness |
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:59 pm ] |
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Jesus Agro you pedantic old fart!
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:01 pm ] |
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dannyboy wrote: Jesus Agro you pedantic old fart!
Jesus - Check. Agro - Check. You - Check. Pedantic - Check Fart - Check Old - now come on.
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:04 pm ] |
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| you know when I wrote that I just new it would be old that would get your old goat up
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| Author: | tommi [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:08 pm ] |
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Hey Dee Boy.............. what the HELLS goin on there............! you sound like a pirate on acid.........but i do love it.......! not the acid............the pirate........! and Munga is not pednantic.........! kindest regards tommi |
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:11 pm ] |
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hey tommi this was all synbad's fault his softcockness had me laughing for hours - everyone thought i was strange (well stranger) as the tears rolled down my vcheeks every time thought of that line. Just wanted it to be remembered forever. |
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| Author: | Synbad [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:12 pm ] |
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softcockness is in the dicktionary ... has a picture of Campo next to it... |
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