If you are between the ages of 20 - 25 and have a proven desire to work hard and lead by example in a team environment, we at the Carlton Football Club invite your interest to this position.
The position requires a professional approach on a week to week, qtr by qtr basis. You will need to show an elite level of skill and be able to get your own ball and feed it out to our down-hill-skiing receivers. You will need an optimum level of fitness and be able to lay some bonecrunching tackles without letting the arms get free. You will need to be able to convert from 30 out directly in front.
We will not accept applicants who are represented by Dave @#$%&! Alison.
We believe the person who can adequately fill this position will be regarded as a club legend who will sit alongside such great Carlton names as Nicholls, Kernahan, Williams, Jesaulenko and Doull to name but a few.
A VERY attractive salary will be negotiated for the right applicant.
All applications to Wayne Hughes at CFC.

you left out the second document....

Free to good home
Down Hill skier
regualary does nothing and finds tackling a chore, earning big salary and can pay his own way but rarely does the little things that count, will stay as far away from opponents as possible but will protect you from only broadie holland. Not far from retirement and has no plans to do anyting else with his life, because that would require effort. Enjoys quiet walks everyday because thats all he does on the footy field -walks, and would happily celebrate anything as if it was his work of brilliance.

signed un happy Coach...

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Williams a great Carlton name! and Sydney and Geelong. Bah

But Scott where was Diesel before he went to Geelong

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Can smell the gf its there for the taking we are the form side