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'I hear you can't even get an offer for 2 years!'

"So yeah, the slopes in the Alps, what are they like in September?"

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Writer for SuperCoach Paige www.scpaige.com.au
Twitter - @johnfeeney24

What! 250k per year. How can you pay off the yacht and the Maserati and still have enought to go to Europe with Hamill.

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T E A M

Aaron just rang, reckon's St Kilda is ripe!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Campo: "hey Matty, which movie is this from: 'You think you're excited, you should feel these nipples!', cos I'm sure on hi-beams today!"

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

And then Collo said that pay cuts were needed to assist the club in bringing in an A-grader

OR

Dave Allison just called to see if you need any extra help with your contract negotiations

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From little things, big things grow - Paul Kelly (The singer, not the Swan)

And then Collo said that pay cuts were needed to assist the club in bringing in an A-grader

OR

Dave Allison just called to see if you need any extra help with your contract negotiations

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From little things, big things grow - Paul Kelly (The singer, not the Swan)

"You DO realise that even if I take a massive pay cut, I'll still be earning more than the Prime Minister?" CAMPO.

"Yes, and did you realise that even if I take a guaranteed 2 year contract from the club, that's 2 years more guaranteed employment than any other Australian worker is ever likely to get. Most of those poor bastards can get sacked at any moment." LAPPO

"Hmmm, certainly puts things into perspective, doesn't it?" CAMPO

Lappo - On Sunday, after the toss, lets tell Fev we are kicking the opposite way so when he heads down to goalsquare he will run in Fraser and have nightmares again...

"yeah, that Anchorman movie was funny"

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Love Cricket? Love me

dude, sweet, dude, sweet dude, sweet

Lappin: Hey I heard Denis is going to get you tagging Luke Ball this Week
Campo: No way, Denis appreciate's my skiing abilities too much for that

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"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn 15-05-2005

"there’s more chance of me becoming the full forward for the [Western Bulldogs] than there is of any change in the Labor Party." Julia Gillard 18-05-2010

Campo: When i said get your hand off it, I didn't mean put it on mine...oh..oh yes maybe i did!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Lappin: F#@#ing fairweather internet supporters. Fat bastards sitting in front of their computers eating their greasy fried foods - all of them the size of a house - They wouldn't even be able to do half a lap around optus oval yet they think they know all about how to play footy and think that because I haven't has as good a year this year as the past few that they even have a right to have an opinion about my contract- Jeez you'd reckon after 140 odd games in the jumper and sticking loyal after an offer from the tigers they'd leave me alone - but nooo... they're eating their own now and all feeling smug about out it.

Campo: I know what you mean- these geeks don't even have real relationships with people. They type everything to eachother. If they had to meet in person it would be a bumcrack convention. The fat lonely bastards sit in chatrooms all day thinking that they know everything about everything. After nearly 225 games they still question my commitment- is it them who take the hits? Is it them who are swimming in the ocean at 5.30 on a winter morning? Is it them who knocked back offers to go back to SA to play? Is it them who have had to carry a team of hacks for the past 5 years with the help of only 5 or 6 others?? Yeah, I lose it sometimes when I'm trying to PLAY THE BALL and my opponents try to Play THE MAN. I shouldn't have to get used to it either because that is not FAIR SPORTSMANSHIP in my eyes.Is it them who front up up week after week, year after year, do the charity work, make kids happy?Oh well the club has to pay 92% of the salary cap so someone has to earn big bikkies - maybe Collo will give Spornie or Davies or Clarkie the big bucks that they deserve.

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

Lappo: Your butt cheeks are feeling firm these days Campo. Been working out?

Campo: Yessum...

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When Dick became President, it was as if everyone at Carlton came out of the hailstorm and into the sunshine - Stephen Kernahan

YARRAN!!





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Quick, Synbad's coming... look lazy.

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Patrick Smith - Just another reason to HATE Essendon*!

They must talk very very quickly

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

I like it!~

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Lappin: "I'll race you. First one back to the change rooms gets to run past the kids and receive handballs for all this weekend's game."

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.