Your too old to teach any dogs any tricks
so what the dog's a cat
and the cat's got the shits
its your fault that leopards
never change their spots
your fault that the monkeys
have come down from the trees
and now play for the old dark navies
so piss of you old goat
no sense comes out of your throat
and this leaky sinking boat
you took on at your own peril
gets further away from looking like
it will ever @#$%&! float!
So piss off Denis Pagan
this piss weak team you are makin' (
)
its all your fault you old coot
so now we're giving you the boot
give me Rhode or Swabb
any tom dick harry or bob (
)
just give me someone young
cos then the boys will follow em
into the land of victories and song
we'll ignore the shit list
the veterans who play like they're pissed
the penalties and past mistakes
and blame Denis for these cream cakes.
So fare well denis, piss off, go
you're dragged us further down than low
you are the man that has failed
you are not the messiah everyone hailed
you are an old has-been
time to leave the scene.
