Then i would pay Sandra Sulley to strip for me and wear a carlton jumper to bed whilst i watch Kouta highlights on my 358cm Plasma!
Whoops.....sorry............took the fantasy just that little bit too far!
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| Author: | budzy [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Seriously... if you were obscenely rich....... |
....would you bail Carlton Football Club out of its financial troubles with a donation to cover its debts and then some? |
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| Author: | thrylos7 [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:36 pm ] |
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yep but i would like a place on the board |
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| Author: | JohnM [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:41 pm ] |
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Absolutely. But I'd want: (a) not necessarily a seat on the board, but certainly some say in where the money goes. The last thing I'd want to do is fund some stupid grandstand. (b) some form of exalted status. you know, a carparking spot at all the games, access to the rooms post-match and the players available for my kids birthday parties. (c) no publicity. |
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| Author: | ryan2000 [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:44 pm ] |
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YES! But i would hire some top-notch people that i know will take the club to the next level ALA-Eddie & Collingwood! Then i would hire College Cheerleaders! A dozen of them! Then i would redevelop Princess Park into the most amazing training centre Australia has ever seen and name it after Kouta! |
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| Author: | Orangewhip [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:47 pm ] |
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Why make a donation to Carlton when not enough baby whales are getting harpooned? |
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| Author: | ryan2000 [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:49 pm ] |
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Then i would pay Sandra Sulley to strip for me and wear a carlton jumper to bed whilst i watch Kouta highlights on my 358cm Plasma!
Whoops.....sorry............took the fantasy just that little bit too far! |
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| Author: | phoenix johnson [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:14 pm ] |
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JohnM wrote: Absolutely. But I'd want:
(a) not necessarily a seat on the board, but certainly some say in where the money goes. The last thing I'd want to do is fund some stupid grandstand. (b) some form of exalted status. you know, a carparking spot at all the games, access to the rooms post-match and the players available for my kids birthday parties. (c) no publicity. I like how John thinks and agree with him. Some say in where the money went and access to the rooms post match. I think that'd be enough for me. |
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| Author: | Fevolution [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:34 pm ] |
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i would without doubt, and sandra Sully stripping  what i dream, im there now and it is great
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| Author: | Deano Supremo [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:37 pm ] |
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I'd probably try to hire the right people to turn the club around. I'd also look at owning some form of consultancy company. This company would then headhunt Chris Judd to be some sort of analyst, at 1.3 million bucks a year. Unfortunately, this job is based in Melbourne however, so you might need to DEMAND A TRADE TO A MELBOURNE BASED CLUB. HMMMM, CARLTON WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST. And I'd make a 17 foot tall solid gold statue of Simon Wiggins. |
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| Author: | BrizzyBlue [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:23 pm ] |
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Fevolution wrote: i would without doubt, and sandra Sully stripping
what i dream, im there now and it is greatFFS Fevvy, take your hand off it. 
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| Author: | Synbad [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:07 pm ] |
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Rich people dont get rich by donating money to a football club. Which gets me back to what is Graham Smorgon actually doing on the board? I cant see how his presence as vice president has positively effected the footy club. |
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| Author: | TruBlueBrad [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:15 pm ] |
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I'd want full say in personal moves and coaching appointments Coach: Brett Ratten Backline Coach: Steve Silvagni Midfield Coach: Darren Hulme Forward Coach: Adrian Hickmott Tackling Coach: Dean Rice Players form will be judged solely on 1%'ers, tackles, sacrificial act's Wins rewarded with passes to Men's Gallery Losses punished by my own personal 3 hour pep talks talking about the great days I've had at the football and droning on and on about how players should be more like the Fab 5 coaching staff. Posters of Sticks on every wall and a 15min prayer in front of the great man before every game. |
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| Author: | Ponkstar [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:22 pm ] |
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I'd be the Geoffrey Edelsten of my generation. |
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| Author: | tommi [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:50 pm ] |
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For sure..........! kindest regards tommi ummmmm........what would the hours be........! |
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| Author: | AGRO [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:57 pm ] |
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Would donate the money to cover our debt with the following proviso: That the following people be made Persona Non Grata at our club, never given any sort of club hospitality or invited to any club function, in order of level of disgust: - Demetrispew - Ron Evans - Wayne Jackson - Ken Wood - Graeme Samuel - Ben Buckly - Adrian Anderson - Shaun Welch - Jill Lindsay - Bill Kelty - Graeme John - Stephen Orally - Aaron Hamill - David Allison There are others I will add to the list as they come to hand. 
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| Author: | Synbad [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:58 pm ] |
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AGRO wrote: Would donate the money to cover our debt with the following proviso:
That the following people be made Persona Non Grata at our club, never given any sort of club hospitality or invited to any club function, in order of level of disgust: - Demetrispew - Ron Evans - Wayne Jackson - Ken Wood - Graeme Samuel - Ben Buckly - Adrian Anderson - Shaun Welch - Jill Lindsay - Bill Kelty - Graeme John - Stephen Orally - Aaron Hamill - David Allison There are others I will add to the list as they come to hand. Campo too????? |
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| Author: | Kaptain Kouta [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:49 pm ] |
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JohnM wrote: Absolutely. But I'd want:
(a) not necessarily a seat on the board, but certainly some say in where the money goes. The last thing I'd want to do is fund some stupid grandstand. (b) some form of exalted status. you know, a carparking spot at all the games, access to the rooms post-match and the players available for my kids birthday parties. (c) no publicity. Similar to john, but I'd want a say where the money went, definitely exalted status...goes without saying.... And LOTS of publicity, because I'd do it through my company name. I'd love my company logo on the jumpers for a year.....very nice. |
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| Author: | Rambo Stallone [ Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:48 am ] |
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Yes but i first get the bluebirds back with the hottest chicks around. We have the hottest gals cheering the guys on the field maybe we start winning games ha ha Bring back the Bluebirds |
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| Author: | Synbad [ Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:21 am ] |
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Rambo Stallone wrote: Yes but i first get the bluebirds back with the hottest chicks around.
We have the hottest gals cheering the guys on the field maybe we start winning games ha ha Bring back the Bluebirds Whats wrong with Barb???? |
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| Author: | 7dominator [ Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:29 am ] |
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Rambo Stallone wrote: Yes but i first get the bluebirds back with the hottest chicks around.
We have the hottest gals cheering the guys on the field maybe we start winning games ha ha Bring back the Bluebirds I too was once an admirer of our 'girls", unfortunately some benefited by the distance from the masses. One Saturday i can recall the girls up and close in the Social Club selling raffle tickets.Unfortunately there were some who could be described as "mutton dressed up as lamb".One lady in particular caught the eye of this tall supporter by wearing what appeared to be a mohair singlet!
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