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| Author: | Wojee [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Birthday Players |
Distinct from the Brad Moran award, where a dud player records the single standout game of their career against Carlton, a "Birthday Player" is one who may be generally decent or even good, but enjoys a day out every time they play Carlton. North Melbourne has Paul Curtis who averages 1.25 goals per game over his career vs 2.17 against the Blues. Marks are at 3.42 career vs 4.5 Blues as well. Of other current players only Sheezel has a notable bump in any stat, averaging ~5 more disposals a game vs Carlton. Neither hold a candle to Lindsay Thomas though, 1.55 career average goals vs 3.5 against Carlton. |
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| Author: | sinbagger [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Wojee wrote: Distinct from the Brad Moran award, where a dud player records the single standout game of their career against Carlton, a "Birthday Player" is one who may be generally decent or even good, but enjoys a day out every time they play Carlton. North Melbourne has Paul Curtis who averages 1.25 goals per game over his career vs 2.17 against the Blues. Marks are at 3.42 career vs 4.5 Blues as well. Of other current players only Sheezel has a notable bump in any stat, averaging ~5 more disposals a game vs Carlton. Neither hold a candle to Lindsay Thomas though, 1.55 career average goals vs 3.5 against Carlton. Maybe it's because Carlton has been the most pathetic team to play against over their careers? |
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| Author: | Lowey_47 [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Birthday Players |
Tom Lynch, no idea if his average against blues is better but always seems to kick a bag Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk |
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| Author: | Wojee [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Lowey_47 wrote: Tom Lynch, no idea if his average against blues is better but always seems to kick a bag Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk 2.06 goals per game bumps up to 2.76. His other stats are thereabouts. |
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| Author: | CK95 [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Birthday Players |
Yep Lindsay Thomas was the absolute poster boy for this title ![]() Sent from my moto g54 5G using Tapatalk |
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| Author: | missnaut [ Wed Apr 01, 2026 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Birthday Players |
Ben Keays Tim Membrey Pretty much any shithead small forward |
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| Author: | Lowey_47 [ Sat Apr 04, 2026 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Birthday Players |
Id say taylor walker in his twilight years would fit in. Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk |
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| Author: | Heavs [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? |
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| Author: | Mickstar [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Heavs wrote: Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? Not to mention Sidebottom who will stay at home on the outer wing and wrack up minimum 30 touches . Oh , and will drift forward and jag a lazy three . |
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| Author: | sinbagger [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Mickstar wrote: Heavs wrote: Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? Not to mention Sidebottom who will stay at home on the outer wing and wrack up minimum 30 touches . Oh , and will drift forward and jag a lazy three . Sidebottom is out, so Elliott will kick six. |
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| Author: | Mickstar [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
sinbagger wrote: Mickstar wrote: Heavs wrote: Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? Not to mention Sidebottom who will stay at home on the outer wing and wrack up minimum 30 touches . Oh , and will drift forward and jag a lazy three . Sidebottom is out, so Elliott will kick six. Nah , I reckon it will be a nobody go berserk and do a Mark McGough on us . To think we once upon we were there Master's . |
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| Author: | missnaut [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Mickstar wrote: sinbagger wrote: Mickstar wrote: Heavs wrote: Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? Not to mention Sidebottom who will stay at home on the outer wing and wrack up minimum 30 touches . Oh , and will drift forward and jag a lazy three . Sidebottom is out, so Elliott will kick six. Nah , I reckon it will be a nobody go berserk and do a Mark McGough on us . To think we once upon we were there Master's . We've been so shit tho so why not both? Elliot can kick 6 and put a spud like Schulz or someone in their second game down for 25+. |
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| Author: | GreatEx [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 6:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
That Arthur Anderson nerd will get 30 touches, 3 goals and rising star, bank it |
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| Author: | GWS [ Tue Apr 14, 2026 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
GreatEx wrote: That Arthur Anderson nerd will get 30 touches, 3 goals and rising star, bank it I think he goes by Accenture these days… |
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| Author: | Wojee [ Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
sinbagger wrote: Mickstar wrote: Heavs wrote: Jamie Elliott is playing shocking. Do I put him down for 3 or 4 goals this week? Not to mention Sidebottom who will stay at home on the outer wing and wrack up minimum 30 touches . Oh , and will drift forward and jag a lazy three . Sidebottom is out, so Elliott will kick six. Unbelievably Elliott's average goals per game against Carlton is below his career average, he's had a few 0 goal games to negate the bags of 5 and 4 he's kicked. |
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| Author: | Heavs [ Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Birthday Players |
Mandela effect. |
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