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Author: | dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:04 pm ] |
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Laaaaance for sale once prodigy turned podgy now proving his mettle like a brand new steam kettle he's sizzling, steaming, stat gatherin' yeah its Laaaance for sale cos in this 21st century every club must be mecenary sell what they got for what might be so its Laaaance for sale wqe'll take two picks or we'll take three give me Harvey, O'reilly or Kosi Kos cos its Laaaance for sale so get here all you could a beens see what happens to our champieens like monjeys we stick them out on a limb we'll a pick for that and a pick for him so Laaaance for sale don't dilly dally, don't procrastinate buy him quick and well tell everythin' he ate cos its Laaaance for sale and if you bid well we wont stop there we'll toss in skinny's boots and Fev's shaved hair cos its Laaaance for sale! |
Author: | Jarusa [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:27 pm ] |
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Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! Ninepence. [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. |
Author: | dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:27 pm ] |
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shouldn;t that have a copywrite on it???? hmmmmm? ![]() |
Author: | Jarusa [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:29 pm ] |
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Shouldn't your avatar? ![]() ![]() |
Author: | spf [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 pm ] |
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And here I was thinking this thread was about someone selling jousting sticks....I must have been dreaming ![]() |
Author: | bluehammer [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:33 pm ] |
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I'll give you these 5 magic beans... |
Author: | dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:37 pm ] |
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too true Jar Jar ![]() I only need 1 magic bean (there was only ever 1 beanstalk otherwise it would have been called Jack and the beanstalks). |
Author: | bluehammer [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:40 pm ] |
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dannyboy wrote: too true Jar Jar
![]() I only need 1 magic bean (there was only ever 1 beanstalk otherwise it would have been called Jack and the beanstalks). Jack dried the other 4, crushed them down into a fine paste, popped them into a pill press and dropped them before he went out to climb "that new tree in the garden". Giants among the clouds? Tell me the kid wasn't doing his best Timothy Leary impression. |
Author: | dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:44 pm ] |
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Author: | thegezman [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:21 am ] |
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i feeel happpy |
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