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Author:  dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Lance for sale
Laaaaance for sale
once prodigy turned podgy
now proving his mettle
like a brand new steam kettle
he's sizzling, steaming, stat gatherin'
yeah its Laaaance for sale
cos in this 21st century
every club must be mecenary
sell what they got for what might be
so its Laaaance for sale
wqe'll take two picks
or we'll take three
give me Harvey, O'reilly or Kosi Kos
cos its Laaaance for sale
so get here all you could a beens
see what happens to our champieens
like monjeys we stick them out on a limb
we'll a pick for that and a pick for him
so Laaaance for sale
don't dilly dally, don't procrastinate
buy him quick and well tell everythin' he ate
cos its Laaaance for sale
and if you bid well we wont stop there
we'll toss in skinny's boots and Fev's shaved hair
cos its Laaaance for sale!
Author:  Jarusa [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Author:  dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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shouldn;t that have a copywrite on it???? hmmmmm? 8)
Author:  Jarusa [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:29 pm ]
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Shouldn't your avatar? :lol: :lol:
Author:  spf [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 pm ]
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And here I was thinking this thread was about someone selling jousting sticks....I must have been dreaming :shock:
Author:  bluehammer [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:33 pm ]
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I'll give you these 5 magic beans...
Author:  dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:37 pm ]
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too true Jar Jar :lol:

I only need 1 magic bean (there was only ever 1 beanstalk otherwise it would have been called Jack and the beanstalks).
Author:  bluehammer [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:40 pm ]
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dannyboy wrote:
too true Jar Jar :lol:

I only need 1 magic bean (there was only ever 1 beanstalk otherwise it would have been called Jack and the beanstalks).


Jack dried the other 4, crushed them down into a fine paste, popped them into a pill press and dropped them before he went out to climb "that new tree in the garden".

Giants among the clouds? Tell me the kid wasn't doing his best Timothy Leary impression.
Author:  dannyboy [ Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:44 pm ]
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8) now don't go pissing with my childhood!
Author:  thegezman [ Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:21 am ]
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i feeel happpy
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