Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Bide your time and the revenge will be sweeter.
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| Author: | SHHH! [ Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:19 pm ] |
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To take out the flower that keeps sending me email shit like the following. Long long time ago, I can still remember how Fraser Brown made Dean Wallis cry And I knew if he had the chance, Steven O'Reilly could play defence And maybe we'd avoid the spoon for a while. But Demetriou makes me shiver With every infringement he delivers Bad news for the Blue set Long service leave will get us yet I can't remember if I cried, when Riccardi beat our withered side But something touched me deep inside The day our dignity died So bye bye picks one and two, bye Can't have Goddard, can't have Salopek, no pick allowed high Those losers at the Saints will again pick the draft dry Singing "this will be the day that Jack dies" Singing "this will be the day that Jack dies" Do you remember 93 When Jack accused Kevin Sheedy That the Dons had cheated bad And the flag was won in 95 When Diesel skinned the Cats alive Norm Smith and a lazy 5 Well I know we didn't cheat back then 'Coz our Captain was Sticks Kernahan. He sang for me and youse We are the Navy Blues I was a lonely feral Italian drunk Thought we never be short nine million bucks But in the end we ran out of luck The day our draft picks flied The rest were singing Bye Bye picks one and two bye See ya Wells, see ya Goddard, poor old Barb has just cried Come on down to the Saints, get onto the ride Coz the Blues have just blatantly lied The Blues have just blatantly lied Did you fiddle the books from above Did you give Hamill a great big shove Yes the bible* told us so. Well, Kouta proved he's a great big Queen And you can say much the same about Peter Dean With a voice that came from It-al-y And while old SOS was bending down Darren Milburn knocked off his girly crown Do you recall that lovely sound The day, the Blues fans cried. And we were laughing ? Bye Bye to the Blues as a side Time is fleeting They're caught cheating And Lance Whitnall is wide And Tig-er fans wipe tears of joy from their eyes Saying 'time to pay for all of those lies' Now lets see the same for the Pies.' I met this bloke who loved the Blues And I asked him for some footy news But he just sobbed and turned away So I went down to old Princes Park To hang some shiit for a bit of a lark But the fans there admitted Carlton cannot play And on the street the Demons cheered The Bombers laughed and the Hawkers leered Happy words were spoken Even Saints fans were all jokin' And the two men that most make me sick That mongrel Diesel and that **************** Sticks They stabbed poor Jack for an easy fix The day their loyalty died. So Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Big Jack got stabbed in the back by Sticks 'Cause liars are the Devil's only friends. And as I watch him on the stage Muttering somethin' 'bout SOS's wage No Iti born in Rome Could run that Telstra Dome And as the cigarette smoke rose into the day To hide all evidence of SOS's pay I saw Satan's presidency blown away The day Blues' draft picks dried So why why, Craig and Steve, tell us why Sold us out to the League, so your arses won't fry You've screwed up the club, the cheque book has run dry Mick Martyn is now all we can buy..... I have an address Someone please send a pm and help me destroy this FOCKER |
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| Author: | Jarusa [ Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:23 pm ] |
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Bide your time and the revenge will be sweeter.
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| Author: | TheGame [ Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:40 pm ] |
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That was pretty clever. 
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| Author: | Electric Blue [ Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:46 pm ] |
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funny
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| Author: | KoRn [ Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:26 am ] |
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it's actually very well written! |
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| Author: | malbi [ Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:35 am ] |
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I can't be bothered reading it... |
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