It was pleasant to logon onto TC this morning, there was a sense of frivolity in the air. Unlike some previous days.
So in keeping with this theme of happiness, I have a solution to all our trading woes.
If my plan come to fruition, we should have a very competitve team next season.
Step 1: Match Committe to decide what players they want from other clubs.
Step 2: Formulate contracts that alow us to trade who we want, for what we want.
Step 3: Employ Solicitors to ensure afore mentioned contracts are binding.
Step 4: Welcome oppositon clubs to Princess Park on trade week. Ensuring savory nibbles [high in salt content] are avaliable, but liquid refreshments are nowhere to be found.
Step 5: Slip ample amount of Ecstasy into water jugs.
Step 6: Ensure water is avaliable only to teams we would like to deal with.
Water to be administered at a preallocatted time. ie So Ecstasy is kicking in when opposition staff dealing with CFC.
Step 7: Compliment opposition on their fine attire [Opptional]
Step 8: Suggest deal and wink.
Step 9: Hand over pen and paper and ask for signature.
Step 10: Repeat steps 6-9 until all required deals are signed.
Step 11: Sit back and watch two of the aflicted teams try and negotiate.
Pedro does not endorse drink spiking in any shape or form and takes absolutely no responsibility if this plan is put into action.
Regards Pedro.
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