I [insert poster's name] do solemnly pledge that following the final siren of the final game of the year I will put behind me all negative feelings towards my fellow Talking Carlton posters for [delete inappropriate]advocating / not advicating that we deliberately lose / try our arses off to avoid the spoon in order to get a priority pick / establish a winning culture and no longer accuse them of being less worthy supporters / unable to see the grand plan.
Moreover, I pledge to tune in during trade / draft / PSD period and analyse with enthusiasm the trades/drafts we achieve, and not weep or gnash teeth over the "ones that got away".
I also pledge that come the first Carlton training session of the new year, I will log in and greet enthusiastically any training reports, remarking with relish the increased speed, size. strength, agility below the knees or attitude of any of our players.
During the Wizard Cup campaign I promise to watch with interest, attempt to disregard the disaster foretold by the 2005 Wok win, and speak with rapt anticipation of the improvements of incumbent players and the abilities of new recruits.
Finally I do solemnly pledge that as of the commencement of next season I will sincerely, enthusiastically and without reservation barrack my arse off for the mighty Blues to actually win every game until such time as it becomes evident that we are [delete the inappropriate] still shite and need another priority pick / or [not applicable].
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Please complete and sign as you feel appropriate. These agreements are legally binding*
*If they are signed on a stat dec in front of a JP and brought up in a court of law. Otherwise they are not worth the cyberspace they are written on
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