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shhhhh....B+F...i got allllll the goss in here.....!
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Author:  tommi [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:07 am ]
Post subject:  shhhhh....B+F...i got allllll the goss in here.....!

Well what a night.........

like ants on a cordial trail........we filed into the
dome.......well......after we got into the dome anyway......!

after parking under the ground......(enough lights to grow
more than grass in there i tell ya).........(normal
grass that is).......i made my way to the lift.....i was
in a bit of a flutter.....Ms Belle was waiting and i
didn't want to keep her........!

after the weight bell went off in the lift.......i decided
to follow the guy taking the stairs.....good idea i
thought......so up we go......it was a little further than
i thought......honestly it was to the first floor.....and
it felt like a freakin lighthouse......!

aaanyway.....we get to the door.....and it's not opening....
we can see the people everywere.....they can see us.....but
we're in the stair well......the security gaurds started to
radio things.....but it still wasn't opening......!

after about 6 minutes.......the other guy cracked it....
and went running back down.......he's had time to run down.....
wait for the lift.....make his way to the first floor.......get out
of the lift.......and i was STILL waiting..........!

i waved to him as he got out of the lift.....i think
he thought i was coming on to him.......!

so eventually....they open the door.....i say thank you....and run
for Ms Belle.......!

the suit's standing up quite well......i decided the open
shirt tonight....sans tie.......pffffft whatever..........!

after meeting Ms Belle....we make our way to the
room.....and i must say.....Ms Belle was looking wonderful
in her black number and a lovely pair of.....shoes........!

no trully......i didn't notice.......!

so anyway....as we walked in.....the security gaurds felt it was
their doooooty to point out to me......."excuse me sir.....
the door was actually open all along.....you just had to push
on it"........!

to which i replied......"look i'm not sure.....the guy before me
was pushing on it....i don't know".......!

but he wanted to take it further......."no sir....if you push
on it....it will open.........come over i'll show you"......!

now.....not only are we in a flutter....thinking we are
running a little late......but he wants to make it worse......!

"look.....thank you very much.....but i believe you...
we have to go now".....i say......looking rather bewildered
at his concern.......!

look....i fell i may have waffled a bit........but it was
a great time had by all.......i've been asked not to speak
about the night.....so i wont say tooooo much.......!

but-ahhhhh.......lets see.........Kouta won.........the
salmon wasn't off.......the mikes needed foam covers.......
we had a Carlton family at our table.......i don't understand
how our scoring system works..........4 points isn't
that bad......you can get NO points.........you can get 45
points.......Dee Boy has a niece.......not enough stuff
on the tables......David Teague is very PRIT-TEEEEE.......
the lady on the dance floor wasn't falling over
every 14 seconds........Fevola loves to hug Simmo.......
the beer could have been colder.......Denis needs a welder......
don't get out of a caccoon to early......Denis knows
if your not a good welder.......Dee Boy was sitting farrrrr
to close to me.........Mr Cee is NOT Mr Plant.........
Mr Plant.....is Mr Plant.......Cheif.......it was quite hot
in the room........Mrs Cee still loves footballers........
all Ladies love footballers.......Dee Boy has a niece........
Big Nick laid it on the line.......for a while i didn't know
79 was sitting near me......Jarr was a vandal.......Benny Boy
was there too.......aaaand Back in Town........!

in closing......thank you Ms belle for allowing me to escort you
to the night........i had a wonderful time.......we should
do it again soon.........!

hope i shed some light on the night for you all......our
fine interstate friends.....and those not attending tonight......!


kindest regards tommi




did i mention Dee Boy has a niece.......?

Author:  Blue Vain [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:12 am ]
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:lol:

Author:  AIRCAV [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:15 am ]
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Tommi, brilliant write up.

re the door, I'm picturing that famous Larson comic - Midvale school for the gifted!

Author:  camel [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:39 am ]
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I thought of that one too CAV...

Image

Thanks for the report tommi, it felt like being, well, there! Let me know if you need a hand opening any doors in the future too, I'm sure between the two of us we'll be able to work it out.

Author:  Mrs Caz [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:43 am ]
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Quote:
the lady on the dance floor wasn't falling over
every 14 seconds

Break dancing tommi...break dancing!

Yes, a wonderful night with good company.

The chicken was lovely...but where was the beef?

Melbourne's supply of HollywoodTape would be in dire straits after last night. :-D

Eddie Betts is a sweetie.

The Brownlows could learn a lesson in how to speed up a B&F count and get to the stuff that matters...the dancing!

Author:  Electric Blue [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:53 am ]
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So ..what happened?


:wink: Noice Tommi!

Author:  dannyboy [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:06 am ]
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dancing? You mean there was dancing!

Must say i thought I made a lot of sense last night

Casino kicked us out

no one else would let us in

I blame the Cazzes

oh and headplant of course.

I have this theory

anyone else notice

you never see jar jar and tommi standing together......hmmmm 8)

Author:  melbelle39 [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:17 am ]
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Awesome Tommi,

you forgot to mention that chief and caz were too chicken to ask anyone for a photo or autograph....

lots of lovely laaaydees last night, if only they'd worn underwear

Author:  Jarusa [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:22 am ]
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I was really not sure about that welder analogy.

You've got a welding teacher, a physchologist and a classroom of welding students. 3 of them are identified as the best welding students and guess what, they become the best welders.

Does Marc Murphy weld?

And those cocoons, you could see the first one was going to die from the start, but the fact that the second one became a beautiful butterfly really was a surprise.

Is Brad Fisher a beautiful butterfly?

Loved Big Nick's speech.

*elbows tommi* did you see danny's niece!

Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:31 am ]
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Jarusa wrote:
*elbows tommi* did you see danny's niece!


Jars, you took pics of the signs at AFL House, but did you get one of the niece in question?

Author:  Blueboy [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:34 am ]
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Great read, Thanks Tommi.

Please post pictures of Melle's shoes! :-D

Author:  Jarusa [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:35 am ]
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Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Jarusa wrote:
*elbows tommi* did you see danny's niece!


Jars, you took pics of the signs at AFL House, but did you get one of the niece in question?


No, danny would have hit me ..... again. :lol:

Author:  Shoshie [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:09 am ]
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Great post there tommi.

Author:  tommi [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:12 am ]
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Yes.........

we should have pictures of Ms Belles shoes........!

they were an open toe kinda thing........with little
stones.....like diamonds crossing the top of the foot........
they then wound around the foot and tied up with a lacy chiffon type
of strap.........!

look.....it was something like that.......i didn't
pay THAT much attention.......!


kindest regards tommi





BREAK DANCING.........whaaaaaa.......?

Author:  melbelle39 [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:24 am ]
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I think they were refering to my other "feet" tommi, but good job describing the shoes.

Mr melbelle likes the picture of the two of us (how may did we pose for I think there will be a few) I liked it especially when the man asked "are you two together" and we both said yes at the same time ...he he.

Laydees you will not find a more suitable escort, dresed impeccibly, charming, a great dancer - he even waited with me for a taxi...

Ahhh Tommi.......

Author:  tommi [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:41 am ]
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Ahhhhh...........

THOSE shoes...........BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-NGGGGGGG.........!

i didn't notice...........re-MEMMM-berrrrr.........?

hey Dee Boy.........this ones for you.......
BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-NGGGGGGGG............ya like that......?

maybe you like this better........ .... ......... ..............!


kindest regards tommi




BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-NGGGGGGGG............!

Author:  Bluebernz [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:59 am ]
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Hands up those who think tommi was already off his nuts prior to arriving at the B&F.... *puts hand up* :lol:

Thanks for the write-up tommi! :-D

Author:  Headplant [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:04 pm ]
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Dannyboy's niece has a friend too. :wink:

Author:  tommi [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:06 pm ]
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Yes........

and yes...........!

"whaka-chuka-bauuuum chuka-whaka-bauuuuum".......!


kindest regards tommi

Author:  The Tyrant [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:26 pm ]
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Did you touch Kouta's abs?

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