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Author:  tommi [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Lance..........going cheap..........?

Just a quick one.........

is $43.59 expensive for a used Lance.........i mean
i don't have a horse......but it could come in handy for
future jousts..........!

oh yes........there will be jousts..........!

for having a Lance and not jousting.....well...it's like.....having
a porno.....and not watching it..........!

the biggest problem i have though.....is i can't for the
life of me see where i'm going to keep the horse.......there's
the front yard......but he could get spooked by the
traffic........!

anyway.......maybe $43.59 isn't too much for a used
Lance.......nahhhhh.....it's probably quite good
actually........yeah not bad........i think i'll buy it........!

yup....done........it's mine........sorry.....i hope i didn't
waste your time.....you know.....talkin about Lances
and stuff......it can get a little boring sometimes...........!


kindest regards tommi






this thread is not about Lance Whitnall.............!

Author:  GWS [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:04 pm ]
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You're not Polish are you tommi...?

Author:  Electric Blue [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:06 pm ]
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No but he is Polish..ing.

Author:  tommi [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:10 pm ]
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It's my Lance..........

and i'll polish it as fast as i want...........!


kindest regards tommi





i do love Polish sausage though............!








i'mnotgay............!

Author:  The Tyrant [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:47 pm ]
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Does it need buffing?

Author:  tommi [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:07 pm ]
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Hey Tyrone..........

sounds like you need buffing............!

do you need buffing.......?


kindest regards tommi









i'mnotgay..........!

Author:  Electric Blue [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:09 pm ]
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:i'mnotgay:

Author:  billc3 [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:09 pm ]
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...tell them they're dreaming,.....

Author:  tommi [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:16 pm ]
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Ahhh Billy Boy..........

i was wondering when that one would get through......!

niiiice........!


kindest regards tommi






i'mnotgay.......!

Author:  dannyboy [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:23 pm ]
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tommi depends on oif the lance still has the knob on the end, sometimes in the rough and tumble of jousting the knob can break off, then the lance becomes unweildy, slow and rather useless.

hope this helps.


oh and I'd round out the .59 to .55 :wink:

Author:  pedro [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:28 pm ]
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One would have to be playing rather rough for the Knob to break off.
A cracked shaft in the lance would be almost impossible to mend.
Regards Pedro.

Author:  Ryan8024 [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:30 pm ]
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Penis.

Author:  tommi [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:31 pm ]
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Hmmmm.........

innn-terrrr-resss-ting.........round "down" you say......?

cheers Dee Boy......ya can't put a price
on that kind of help.............!


kindest regards tommi

Author:  dannyboy [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:34 pm ]
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oh yes you can tommi and I'll pm you with the bill 8)

Author:  The Tyrant [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:53 pm ]
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I could do with a Buffy :wink:

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