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Author:  The Buzz [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  The Buzz - Guide to Recruiting

Dear Readers, Lovers and House-sitters,

The Buzz has been away for some time seeking out new life forms and potential recruits for Carlton. We think we've found the right people:

http://carltonfc.com.au/default.asp?pg= ... eid=236273

Don't worry - we know they are great finds, but we haven't given away the secrets as fans from no other Club check out this site.

Love & Handcuffs,

Herbie Foddstaad
Work Experience Student
On behalf of the Buzz

Author:  Big_T [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:19 pm ]
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Hahahaha, nice work boys!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Chitty's Finger [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:28 am ]
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Absolute tripe.

When is Bluey coming back?

Author:  stretford blue [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:16 am ]
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Aileen Wuornos (Serial Killer, 165cms, 70 kgs)

"Not available for parole for another 70 years or so."

wasn't she executed in 2002?

Author:  molsey [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:27 am ]
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I received this from a friend of mine who mistakenly thought this article was written by Mike & Dan, but thought it was funny:

Jack Bauer (already has picked a guernsey no., 24!)

Versatile, all rounder. The thinking player, good at covert manoeuvres
and has high pain threshold. Also, handy with small weapons. Could be
useful in intimidating opposition players. Would be helpful in a hostage
situation(ie when Whitnell is being held by opposition player in a
marking contest).
Downside: Currently fighting terrorists in US, but should be available
after 7am.

Author:  The Buzz [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:32 am ]
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stretford blue wrote:
Aileen Wuornos (Serial Killer, 165cms, 70 kgs)

"Not available for parole for another 70 years or so."

wasn't she executed in 2002?


Blame the work experience student for shoddy research.

Better make that 'Not available, ever'.

Regards

Jimmy Malone

Author:  camel [ Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:31 am ]
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This isn't a serious piece is it? :mrgreen:

Nice work, although a little dissappointed the likes of Chopper Read, Makybe Diva, Harry Kewell, Damien Martyn and Jon Hopoate didn't rate a mention.

Author:  Chitty's Finger [ Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:33 am ]
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camelboy wrote:
This isn't a serious piece is it?


That's a better punchline than anything in that article.

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