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Why are people so unkind?
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Author:  NTBlue [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Why are people so unkind?
I recently returned from and interstate trip to find that two of my "very good friends" had completed a make over of my outside toilet by painting the seat and cistern Navy Blue and white. They even went to the trouble to cut out the CFC logo (from a pamphlet that came with my membership package) and inserted it into the button.

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Fortunately I interupted them before they had time to stencil "2002" and "2005" in white on the blue cistern.

One of the culprits is a Bombers fan and the other is a Collingwood supporter.

Any suggestions for a suitable payback???
Author:  Wojee [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:53 pm ]
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Painting a pair of turds in Bombers and Collingwood colours out of the question?
Author:  Laserkid [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:38 pm ]
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Just make them watch their respective teams play this year.
That should be punishment enough.
Author:  House [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:16 am ]
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Wojee wrote:
Painting a pair of turds in Bombers and Collingwood colours out of the question?


36 of those run out every time those two play, Wojee - he needs something original!!

I'd leave the toilet as-is, then put special pictures of their logos in the bowl to capture the years we s**t all over them in GFs...

Then sign them both up to every telemarketing service you can find.....
Author:  2ndeffort [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:35 am ]
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get some grass seed and a watering can. Wait until they are going away for a few days. When they are gone water the carpet in their room and then spread the grass seed over everything, turn on the heater in their room and then seal it up. Come back in a couple of days time and voila!!! Their own little MCG right in their bedroom.
Author:  Deano Supremo [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:38 am ]
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House wrote:
Then sign them both up to every telemarketing service you can find.....


In the same spirit - use their email addresses for every @#$%&! thing you find on the net. Surf all the porn sites, especially the nasty stuff and jam their email addresses in.

Great fun :lol:
Author:  kaxsta [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:45 am ]
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Wojee wrote:
Painting a pair of turds in Bombers and Collingwood colours out of the question?


Would that require and oil or water based paint?
Author:  Molly [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:55 am ]
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Different question for you NTBlue. I've just moved up to Darwin from Hobart, and I keep following all these cars with personalised number plates. Yesterday I was behind one which read ESNDON, and I found another one the other week which was ESEDON. Would it be common courtesy to drive such cars off the road?
Author:  CK95 [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:03 pm ]
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You could always redirect said toilet's sewer pipe in their general direction...
Author:  NTBlue [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:08 pm ]
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Molly wrote:
Different question for you NTBlue. I've just moved up to Darwin from Hobart, and I keep following all these cars with personalised number plates. Yesterday I was behind one which read ESNDON, and I found another one the other week which was ESEDON. Would it be common courtesy to drive such cars off the road?


Welcome to Darwin Molly. You will find that there are heaps of Blues supporters up here.

I would normally advise you to run the Bomber buggies off the road but unfortunately the one with the ESEDON plate is one of my nephews. I have disowned him naturally but will have to draw the line at imposing physical damage to his person. It would be OK to paint his Falcon XR6 Navy Blue and white though :lol:

If you are interested in being part of a Blues supporter group in Darwin just PM me and I will PM you with contact details of the young lady who convenes the functions.
Author:  Graeme [ Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:09 pm ]
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Molly wrote:
Yesterday I was behind one which read ESNDON, and I found another one the other week which was ESEDON.


Sad part is they both think this is the correct spelling...

I'd write "GO BLUES" on their front lawn in roundup.
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