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Guess where I saw Campo today.......
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Author:  The Tyrant [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Guess where I saw Campo today.......

(this is not a joke)

..... at the bank! and a private banker came out to greet him!

The fruition of a stereotype....

Thats like seeing Terry Wallace at a wallet shop, or Nathan Brown at a homosexual orgy.... well, seeing him there again

Yours truly
The Tyrant
PS I AM ALIVE

Author:  Electric Blue [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:19 pm ]
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Was it the sperm bank? * Boomtish*

Did you boo him as he handed over the calico bags fulls?



Are you still alive?

Author:  TheGame [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:23 pm ]
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Was he laughing like Dennis is prone to do?

Author:  Kouta [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:31 pm ]
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Electric Blue wrote:
Was it the sperm bank? * Boomtish*

Did you boo him as he handed over the calico bags fulls?



Are you still alive?

Karma via the Father-Son rule will get the prick in the end, especially with the tougher players having daughters. 8)

Author:  Fabulous [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:43 pm ]
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If Campo ended up having a baby boy and this kid was a gun at playing football i would take him father/ son.

I wouldnt think twice about it.

Author:  kennyhunter [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:05 pm ]
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Did Campo run past the banker for a handball????

Author:  camel [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:06 pm ]
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Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Don’t think of me as human
I'm an ATM chasing for more
I'll keep my mind on the money
You keep your eyes on the ball

Chorus
He's my private banker
A banker for money
He’ll bank what I want him to bank
He's my private banker
I'm a football phony
Any old handpass will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna bankrupt the Carlton FC
Get some more handball receives
Yeah I guess I want some new skis
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Repeat chorus twice

Diving for dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you
Let me bludge another dollar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the slalom again

Author:  Synbad [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:20 pm ]
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Where would the kid get its footy genes from if its sired by Campo???

Author:  The_Cranium [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:23 pm ]
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Quote:
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Don’t think of me as human
I'm an ATM chasing for more
I'll keep my mind on the money
You keep your eyes on the ball

Chorus
He's my private banker
A banker for money
He’ll bank what I want him to bank
He's my private banker
I'm a football phony
Any old handpass will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna bankrupt the Carlton FC
Get some more handball receives
Yeah I guess I want some new skis
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Repeat chorus twice

Diving for dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you
Let me bludge another dollar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the slalom again


:lol: that is pure gold

Author:  tommi [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:15 pm ]
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%$#@ CAMPO..............

it's TYRONE.........lalalalalalalalalala.............!

joyyyy to the worrrrld Tyrone is back...........
joy joy joy joy joyyyyyyyyy........!


kindest regards tommi







hey Tyrone..........check THIS out...............!



Image





hey........?






HEY...............?

Author:  Jarusa [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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That is a fuggen big picture tommi.

btw, I drove past Tyrone St, in Ormond today ..... really makes you think.

Author:  Zippy [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:24 pm ]
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Synbad wrote:
Where would the kid get its footy genes from if its sired by Campo???


The mother of course.

Author:  sandramd [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:25 pm ]
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pretty darn good..do we have anyone thats willing to sing at a Essendon* game we can hijack the telstra dome announcement room and play it as the ess theme song

Author:  Ponkstar [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:02 am ]
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So was he being ushered into the area with all the private vaults?

Was he carrying a silver briefcase handcuffed to his wrist?

Was Ron "Spotlight" Evans there with a brown paper bag (you know, so he could feel like he was back at Carlton in the good old days...)?

Author:  Kouta [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:19 am ]
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My guess would have been a Swiss Bank next to the Swiss Alps so he could kill two birds with one stone. :wink:

Author:  2ndeffort [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:28 am ]
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Was Campo wringing his hands and saying eeexxcellent!!! Monty Burns style??

You're lucky you werent wearing your Carlton Member's cap or he probably would have tried to 'borrow' $20.

Author:  Beano [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:34 am ]
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Leave off Campo












Surely he has a right like anyone of you to keep his money safe.............








Welllll, his 30 pieces of silver safe to be exact.

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