No 1: Noticed how every Collingwood supporter ever born, with a stupid naaally twang and his moccasins kicking his empty stubby at some passing car says 'ohhh that goal in the 1979 Grand Final was wrong, it was aout of bounds'
get over it ya stupid losers!
No 2: Black and white. I mean, @#$%&! me how creative is this mob
No 3: Reality TV. It would not exist if it weren't for moronic Collingwood supporters 'cso they have no grasp on reality, watch these shows and live accordingly.
No 4: Mandy - bitch!
No 5: I married one
No 6: Nathan (I coulda been somebody) Buckley. How can someone that ugly expect anyone to think he has anything interesting to say. Bet off the TV screens or at least put a brown paper bag over ya head! If Brownlows were awarded for Ugliness he'd have fifteen of 'em by now.
No 7: Daicos. Except for kicking goals out of his arse what did the Macedonian Muckup ever actually do? Just goes to show that a shit player playing for a shit club can still float to the top! he would have made a great reserves player at Carlton.
No 8: Edddddieeeeeee...... Mr Personality leads Club Mediocre to Mr Nowhere Land....
No 9: The suburb. Its dirty, its smelly, its lost in the 1950's.
No 10: The old women whoi bitch and moan and whacxk ya with handbags if you happen to be sitting near them at the football. Not every free is theirs. Not every goal we kick is a point. Not every grey haired old woman is nice!
No 11 (They can't count anyway): Tawant. Shit footballer who can't kick straight and has a chin stright out of Walking with Neanderthals.
Special mention to Hill and Dale Thomas for bringing back the memeories of stupid Wonny Wearymouth and that bobby head that bounced more than a football. Gee the kid looks special out on his own! Go get a hard ball.
