God help us.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Hopefully their Carlton whiteboard gets leaked this week.

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We are on our way back...

We need to get Permission from the AFL to allow us to play the first half with our AFL Senior side, then Swap the Entire team in the second half with our VFL Team!!

I mean F**** me, I have run out of ideas... what can you do when a Team does the same thing 8 weeks in a Raw??

Surely this has to be Coaching... GET RID of Voss... Sack him you muppets... We are going to lose more Senior players because of him!

Fagan, please feel sorry for your ex-premiership captain and not adjust anything after half time. Have a heart, you’ll still win.

I don't care how committed you are, surely nobody will go to watch this

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How bad were the Dean and Cowan injuries? Need to know before I give my outs.

Dean should be banished to the twos for giving away a double goal, but Dithering (stolen, modified) deserves to go too, so who plays KPD?

@#$%&! it, I'm going with...

Out: Dithering Crippled Cow Needy Bean
In: Wilson Hewett L.Young ISON Lord

L.Young has historically done well in Dithering's absence so give him a go leading the defence, he had 20 disposals at 100% today, and 12 marks!

Wilson: it's time. And Cow might be hurt.

Hewett: audition for the captaincy. But in the meantime I'm naming Ainsworth because he's the only player I can stand to look at right now. Or Newman, whatever.

ISON: yeah I know F.Young is still waiting, but this guy might lift the gloom. Has got something. I'll make room for him by moving Hair In My Eyes to centre half back. flower prevents enough goals at one end, might as well see if he can do it at the other.

Lord shouldn't have been dropped in the first place, though I'd also consider bringing in Acres because tank will be important up in stinky Queensland.

Crippa is a champ and has carried this team for a decade, but he needs a spell.

Camman Vloss, do coaching stuff.

#HarderForLonger
#WeHaveToOwnThis
#NoBS

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“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman

The lions toyed with Essenscum today and scored over 140 points. They will get close to if not go over 200 against us....

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Cripps is the man

There is nothing in the reserves that is going to fix this or move the needle 1mm

The list is [REDACTED] and will be for years to come

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

dude!!!! its the board!!!! its that damned pesky board!!!!!!

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my last one was rubbish

don't get me started on the Board. I can't say much because I have already been warned of Legal action by Certain individuals.

All I could say is that Carlton has one of the most Successful Boards in the history of this Game. I really mean it. They are making millions each year in profit. They have built an empire of Business ventures going all the way back to the Prat Family & the Vissy Empire. The only thing is, they are not football people, and the performance of the football team is irrelevant to them.

The only Football person on the Board is Diesel Williams. This Legend of Carlton can't even remember what he had for Breakfast last night. He has brain damage from his playing days by his own admission. We need a full change of the Board. Enough Money making at the expense of the Supporters!

We need real football people and brains at the BOARD. is that too much to ask?

I can write it for them

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Congratulations CK95

They can add "ditto" to the McKay reference

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"IF YOU FAIL TO PREPARE, YOU'RE PREPARED TO FAIL" - Mark Spitz

Save your own time. It'll be a meme doing the rounds this week for sure

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

Actually they probably don’t do any prep for us. It’ll be their next oppo.

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We are on our way back...

They won’t need to alter anything but the initial from today for McKay.

Complete nonsense about needing "football people" on board. Sticks was a football person. Brisbane have 2 out 10 Board members who are "football people"

We need the right people on the board. I reckon we have 75% right. Needs to be 100%

Sack Voss as much as you like but Treacle (aka Weitering) was disgraceful. Moves about 5 metres from goal line. Harry- attack the ball-don't be a stationary bloke holding up one hand. These two have draft capital . They aint the future. Cutting Captain some slack due to the weight he has carried. Walsh demonstrated why you don't give long term contracts.

Hard to argue any of that, though not sure how much slack Cripps can be cut. I guess it comes down to how much you want to blow it up. It's only 10 years ago that we blew the arse out of the list and we won 10 games in 3 years. Luckily we didn't need any assistance from the AFL like those poor unfortunate clubs in Gold Coast, Brisbane, North Melbourne and West Coast.

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.