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The Tyrant
PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:10 pm 
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(this is not a joke)

..... at the bank! and a private banker came out to greet him!

The fruition of a stereotype....

Thats like seeing Terry Wallace at a wallet shop, or Nathan Brown at a homosexual orgy.... well, seeing him there again

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Electric Blue
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Was it the sperm bank? * Boomtish*

Did you boo him as he handed over the calico bags fulls?



Are you still alive?

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Was he laughing like Dennis is prone to do?

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Kouta
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Electric Blue wrote:
Was it the sperm bank? * Boomtish*

Did you boo him as he handed over the calico bags fulls?



Are you still alive?

Karma via the Father-Son rule will get the prick in the end, especially with the tougher players having daughters. 8)
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Fabulous
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If Campo ended up having a baby boy and this kid was a gun at playing football i would take him father/ son.

I wouldnt think twice about it.

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kennyhunter
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Did Campo run past the banker for a handball????
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camel
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Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Don’t think of me as human
I'm an ATM chasing for more
I'll keep my mind on the money
You keep your eyes on the ball

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He's my private banker
A banker for money
He’ll bank what I want him to bank
He's my private banker
I'm a football phony
Any old handpass will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna bankrupt the Carlton FC
Get some more handball receives
Yeah I guess I want some new skis
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Repeat chorus twice

Diving for dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you
Let me bludge another dollar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the slalom again

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Synbad
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Where would the kid get its footy genes from if its sired by Campo???

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Quote:
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Don’t think of me as human
I'm an ATM chasing for more
I'll keep my mind on the money
You keep your eyes on the ball

Chorus
He's my private banker
A banker for money
He’ll bank what I want him to bank
He's my private banker
I'm a football phony
Any old handpass will do

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna bankrupt the Carlton FC
Get some more handball receives
Yeah I guess I want some new skis
Let me jog a few paces
Lagging behind calling your name
I just want another payslip
Just give me the ball I've no shame
Repeat chorus twice

Diving for dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you
Let me bludge another dollar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the slalom again


:lol: that is pure gold
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tommi
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%$#@ CAMPO..............

it's TYRONE.........lalalalalalalalalala.............!

joyyyy to the worrrrld Tyrone is back...........
joy joy joy joy joyyyyyyyyy........!


kindest regards tommi







hey Tyrone..........check THIS out...............!



Image





hey........?






HEY...............?

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Jarusa
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That is a fuggen big picture tommi.

btw, I drove past Tyrone St, in Ormond today ..... really makes you think.

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Zippy
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Synbad wrote:
Where would the kid get its footy genes from if its sired by Campo???


The mother of course.
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sandramd
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pretty darn good..do we have anyone thats willing to sing at a Essendon* game we can hijack the telstra dome announcement room and play it as the ess theme song

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So was he being ushered into the area with all the private vaults?

Was he carrying a silver briefcase handcuffed to his wrist?

Was Ron "Spotlight" Evans there with a brown paper bag (you know, so he could feel like he was back at Carlton in the good old days...)?
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Kouta
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My guess would have been a Swiss Bank next to the Swiss Alps so he could kill two birds with one stone. :wink:
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2ndeffort
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Was Campo wringing his hands and saying eeexxcellent!!! Monty Burns style??

You're lucky you werent wearing your Carlton Member's cap or he probably would have tried to 'borrow' $20.

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Beano
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Leave off Campo












Surely he has a right like anyone of you to keep his money safe.............








Welllll, his 30 pieces of silver safe to be exact.

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