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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:43 pm 
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Lappin: F#@#ing fairweather internet supporters. Fat bastards sitting in front of their computers eating their greasy fried foods - all of them the size of a house - They wouldn't even be able to do half a lap around optus oval yet they think they know all about how to play footy and think that because I haven't has as good a year this year as the past few that they even have a right to have an opinion about my contract- Jeez you'd reckon after 140 odd games in the jumper and sticking loyal after an offer from the tigers they'd leave me alone - but nooo... they're eating their own now and all feeling smug about out it.

Campo: I know what you mean- these geeks don't even have real relationships with people. They type everything to eachother. If they had to meet in person it would be a bumcrack convention. The fat lonely bastards sit in chatrooms all day thinking that they know everything about everything. After nearly 225 games they still question my commitment- is it them who take the hits? Is it them who are swimming in the ocean at 5.30 on a winter morning? Is it them who knocked back offers to go back to SA to play? Is it them who have had to carry a team of hacks for the past 5 years with the help of only 5 or 6 others?? Yeah, I lose it sometimes when I'm trying to PLAY THE BALL and my opponents try to Play THE MAN. I shouldn't have to get used to it either because that is not FAIR SPORTSMANSHIP in my eyes.Is it them who front up up week after week, year after year, do the charity work, make kids happy?Oh well the club has to pay 92% of the salary cap so someone has to earn big bikkies - maybe Collo will give Spornie or Davies or Clarkie the big bucks that they deserve.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:11 pm 
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darknavy wrote:
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Lappin: F#@#ing fairweather internet supporters. Fat bastards sitting in front of their computers eating their greasy fried foods - all of them the size of a house - They wouldn't even be able to do half a lap around optus oval yet they think they know all about how to play footy and think that because I haven't has as good a year this year as the past few that they even have a right to have an opinion about my contract- Jeez you'd reckon after 140 odd games in the jumper and sticking loyal after an offer from the tigers they'd leave me alone - but nooo... they're eating their own now and all feeling smug about out it.

Campo: I know what you mean- these geeks don't even have real relationships with people. They type everything to eachother. If they had to meet in person it would be a bumcrack convention. The fat lonely bastards sit in chatrooms all day thinking that they know everything about everything. After nearly 225 games they still question my commitment- is it them who take the hits? Is it them who are swimming in the ocean at 5.30 on a winter morning? Is it them who knocked back offers to go back to SA to play? Is it them who have had to carry a team of hacks for the past 5 years with the help of only 5 or 6 others?? Yeah, I lose it sometimes when I'm trying to PLAY THE BALL and my opponents try to Play THE MAN. I shouldn't have to get used to it either because that is not FAIR SPORTSMANSHIP in my eyes.Is it them who front up up week after week, year after year, do the charity work, make kids happy?Oh well the club has to pay 92% of the salary cap so someone has to earn big bikkies - maybe Collo will give Spornie or Davies or Clarkie the big bucks that they deserve.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:06 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:57 am 
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"Skinny,Monday's experts are criticising my contract and hardness at the ball! Pffft! It's all greek to me!"


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:18 pm 
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Camporeale: "Geez, Denis gives me the shits. All this defence, no attack, I'm itching to play on the wing again, where I can scoot past the packs, receive the handball and then bang it home from 55"

Lappin:"Yeah, remember the good old days under Britts? I was an underachieving flanker. You were one of our guns. We used to get on the piss on a Friday night before the game, with Fev and Murray Vance. Those were the days, I tell you. I became an All-Australian under Denis, though, and realised my full potential as a footballer."

Camporeale: Yeah, but you are willing to attack the ball, be accountable and disciplined and follow team rules. That explains why now you are now maligned by much of the supporter base and struggle to get a meaningful possession whilst I am loved by the Carlton faithful for my premiership exploits"

Lappin: "Yeah, let's blow this joint, Scotty. I hear Peel Thunder will be looking for players next year. We could sail boats!"


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Campo: "SHHHHHHHHH"

Lappin: "sorry... did you just shush me?"

Campo: "nah mate, I was just re-living the weekend."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:25 pm 
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ML: Whose there?
SC: Kip
ML: Kip who
SC: Keep your hands off me!

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ML: Hey Scott, did you read Rambo Stallone's latest post?
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ML: How Scotty, I got another one for you
SC: ok, hit me with your best one
ML: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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ML: To prove to the kangaroo and wombat it could actually be done!

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Please, Laps! You've got to stop reaching for my groin like this! The guys at the club are gonna get suspicious sooner or later.

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