"Carlton lauded for drafting AFL's first special needs player"

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

"Yeah I'm a half back flanker too!!!"

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

I must say up front that I'm tired of doing interviews that concentrate on this idea that I'm some sort of womaniser. I want to talk about my football because I've played for seven years like a tiger.

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Hope your footy team wins.

A new exercise regime suggested by members of the 1982 Premiership team now means Jordan Russell is fully recovered from a debilitating elbow injury that sidelined him for much of 2011.

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

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#DonTheStash

Carlton Player Jordan Russell suspended for smoking too much crack before community day

The incident that required Jordan Russell to have dental surgery...

Jordan Russell wears a hat

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

Those Brownies your Mum made are awesome. Got any more?

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

I'm gonna be a free agent!
Pick me pick me!!!