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Wolfister
 Post subject: Let's change our name
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:21 pm 
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This year "bird" teams have been very successful... Crows, Eagles and Swans all finished in the top 4, and two of them will fight it out for the premiership tomorrow. Also Eagles, Swans and Magpies have won the last 3 Brownlow medals - and who can deny that the other "bird" team, the hawks, aren't on the up.

So the solution is simple - we need to change our name to that of a bird. Sure, we'll need to keep the traditional "Blue" in there, and that's why this guy is the obvious choice :-

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Yes, we should henceforth be known as the

Carlton Bluetits

I can hear the cries from the outer now - "Up the mighty Tits!"... and I can see the headlines "CARLTON'S BLUES ARE OVER, AS TITS IMPRESS"

Come on, you know it makes sense...

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So you were like just Googling Blue and tits right... :lol:
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hmm almost tempted to yellow card this.. :lol:

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chief wrote:
hmm almost tempted to yellow card this.. :lol:


Are you being an anti-ornithologist?

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And in years to come, we can boast about our playing list by sayin "We've got a great set of tits at Carlton!"

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We could have a new mascot. The big blue tit!
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No doubt we would be firm favourites to win every week.

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Wolfister
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I knew we'd have some firm support for our Tits...

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Kaptain Kouta
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Although we may have problems of stiffening up in cold weather.

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Let's milk these puns for all their worth...
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tommi will be impressed
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The winner of the Players Encouragement Award could be given a pearl necklace.

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Our away jumper problem is now solved... all we need is a jumper with a big tit on it... maybe a pair of them...

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CK95
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I'd like to see Johncock caught between 2 of our players...
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Thanks for the mammaries Wolfie.

By the way that picture is of a Blue Bird. 8)

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Helen D'Amico could be given guernsey presentation honours....
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Brendan Areola in the goal square.

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But if we lost a close game the headline could read

PAGANS TITS OVERCOME IN TIME ON :shock:
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That's OK, I'm sure the Tits will bounce back...

See, we've breathed life back into the club here!

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WHo would be our nipple?

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