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AGRO
 Post subject: CHOKE ON 'EM SPEW
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:35 am 
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At around 9.00am tomorrow morning "The Spew" is going to somehow put the words "Carlton" and "Pick Number 1" in the same sentence.

Will he be able to do it without choking when taking a swig from the strategically placed bottles of sponsors product.

Will he wake up tonight in a cold sweat when he realises his lackys in Ken Wood and Adrian Anderson were not able this year get any stoolies to go states evidence to prevent us from using Pick Number 1.

So go on Spew - say the words tomorrow you arsehole, "Carlton" and "Pick Number 1" in the same sentence.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Agro he has screwed us and no matter how many "premierships" we win from now on in, he has won. Simple.
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Beautifully analysed. :lol:

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Agro, I love the fact you take as much delight from that flower looking like one as I do when the filth loose by a point. :-D

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its a tough job for him isn't it..... its hard being woefully inept and having agendas........

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Heard him FINALLY comment on his ill advised criticism of Sydney's style the other day….'sometimes I say too much' :roll: :roll: :roll:

CARLTON PICK 1 will be 3 words too much for his liking…& like Agro I hope he struggles to get 'em out :twisted:



I also hope he gets shat on by a bird on his way to the draft. Bonus if the bird's his missus...

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There's a chance the Aussies will be playing a big World Cup game in the AFL (mostly) week off. Whoops

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Agro, I love the fact you take as much delight from that flower looking like one as I do when the filth loose by a point. :-D



I have written to the Singaporean Government and have asked them to consider a prisoner swap "Nguyen Tuong Van" for "The Spew". :twisted:

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Just to cover all bases, maybe we should abduct Frazer Brown for the next 24 hours.
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AGRO wrote:
killpies wrote:
Agro, I love the fact you take as much delight from that flower looking like one as I do when the filth loose by a point. :-D



I have written to the Singaporean Government and have asked them to consider a prisoner swap "Nguyen Tuong Van" for "The Spew". :twisted:


Where do I sign that petition Agro.

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Soylent_Blue wrote:
Just to cover all bases, maybe we should abduct Frazer Brown for the next 24 hours.

Or have O'Reilly skinned alive just in case. :evil:

Fraser didn't name names!
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tried to exterminate us and it hasnt worked and we will rise up from the ashes like a Phoenix - his day will come and so will that for the duplicitous Evans
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I heard they are releasing a demetriou bumper sticker in 2006

Demetriou, you're just another con.
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AGRO wrote:
killpies wrote:
Agro, I love the fact you take as much delight from that flower looking like one as I do when the filth loose by a point. :-D



I have written to the Singaporean Government and have asked them to consider a prisoner swap "Nguyen Tuong Van" for "The Spew". :twisted:



LMFAO

Either that or we can give all of the "26000" hits Nguyen was carrying.

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Hmmmmm ! You and The Cypriot again Agro.
I think ya got an obsessive compulsive disorder Agro.
Just relax Agro.He wont be there forever.Come on Ags,take a deep breath,relax.Thats better.

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AGRO
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Mickstar wrote:
Hmmmmm ! You and The Cypriot again Agro.
I think ya got an obsessive compulsive disorder Agro.



Who are you calling Cypriot Mickstar, he doesn't deserve that accolade. :wink:

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Demetriou at the end said "congratulations again to Marc Murphy... selection number 1...."

didn't mention "to Carlton"

KNOB!!

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See ! There you go again Agro.Ya just cant help yourself.
Talk about overeact.Buddy,cant you see ya got a problem,bigtime with Demitriou.Everyone can see it except yourself.MATE!!!!!!!just calm down pal.Remember,he wont be there forever OK.

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Hearing Demetriouspew utter those words "Carlton pick 1" (sic) was as almost as sweet as landing the best player and the best KPP in this year's draft. :P
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Hah! I had no idea what Demitriou looked like so when I was watching the draft I asked myself "Who's that fat slug reading out the teams" 2 second pause. "aaaaaah"

I spoke to the Singaporean Government Agro, and they would have agreed to the deal but they can't find a strong enough rope that could support Demitriou's weight.

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