Greetings Earthlings,

Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment.

Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso.

We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005.

What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened.

Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet.

Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail.

cheers,

Obscuratron.

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To Obscurity and Beyond!

Did Andrew Walker say hello to you when he took that mark?

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#DonTheStash

Greetings.

It has gotten really hot here on Earth. Getting so bad Andrew Walker needed to wear a hat to training in summer to protect himself from the sun's harmful rays.

Also, there is a new franchise called the Sun's.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

Midfielders' benchmark height has increased from 190cm to 195cm

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

Essendon* have been incredibly brave

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea?

(Cough, awkward foot shuffling etc)

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

So what are your thoughts on Cain Liddle then?

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O say does that star spangled banner yet wave.

bring back Senor Falso

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Donald Trump is President.

True story.

I liked the spoof profiles.

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Paganite03 is still waiting for the internet to get hooked up overseas

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"In better news for Blues fans, Jarrad Waite was not named on the club's injury list."

Bombers still haven't won a final.

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There is no footy god

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

Well let's see now..... just dusting off the old scrap book here.....

If you were excited by the recruitment of Longmuir (the other one) and Chambers just wait till I reel off this list of champions.....

...........

.......hmmmm....... There's nothing else in the scrap book but dust!

Nevermind. I remember everything as clear as day.

At one point we had 4 ruckmen on the list! 4! One was realllllllly tall! That's what happens when you have a cutting edge recruitment team. One of them was even better than Ricky Mott! No wonders we kept the same recruiters for 10 years (as I recall).

The flags just rolled on in. I got so sick of all the winning I stopped paying attention entirely! Simon Wiggins won so many brownlows he started throwing them into the crowd after every winning grand final! (All of them against Collingwood).

The competition became such a farce because of Carlton's unstoppable dominance that the commission wisely decided to disband Essendon******. (Whom had embarked on an ill-advised program of snorting horse tranquillisers both pre and post match).

And this place has remained a colosseum of virtuous discourse with the occasional dash of ribald innuendo.

That's about it really.

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.

We drafted a bloke with a barge ass.

Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you....

You can't cook without them... can you smell what the Blues are cooking?

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O say does that star spangled banner yet wave.