Smothers swans 100 carlton nil

We can't kick

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

Yes should be in front at HT.

7 marks inside 50. Even up the centre clearances.

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"I said I'd tell you the truth. Didn't say you'd like it." - Finch

What do we practice?

What was the plan tonight?

I know kicking 4.8 and 2 oof wasn’t it but what are trying to do?

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Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

We would do better to tell Voss don't worry about a half time chat. Just put fox footy on.

It's so obvious.

Slow play from half back simply MUST be the directive.

We are messy. So messy.

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Congratulations CK95

Kennedy at HB is the match winning move. Just watch..

It’s remarkable how soft we are.
I mean it genuinely.

We were so hard last year.. but not no more

Who did Sarah Jones makeup and wardrobe tonight?

She should be very upset at them.

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

3 centre clearances to 9. Meanwhile Matt Kennedy plays half back.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Laughable, 2 Coleman medalist a Brownlow medallist , a few all all Australians and we are genuinely a bottom 6 side

Look on thr bright side , we have dees , scum and Gold Coast next ,, can’t see us wining to many from here

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#sayerscouldbetheman!!

Sarah Jones is always gold.

Only Essendon* supporter that doesn't make me want to vomit blood

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Congratulations CK95

I think we need to get over the medallist thing. We have two Colemans because we funnel all our attacking play through two blokes, both of them erratic kicks for goal.

I agree but she’s been done dirty tonight.

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Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

Sydney know all they have to do is keep applying pressure and we’ll fold up our tents and go home.

In fact every club knows that.

We’re the team that can always be relied on to turn another teams form.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Couldn't give a shit about individual awards. St kilda used to have Colemans and brownlow every year and finish bottom 3.

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Congratulations CK95

Brodie Kemp as our loose defender. May as well have a cardboard cut out.
Just go one on one.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

This is a massive head scratcher.

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Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

Yeah I'm not a fan, the jacket is a weird shade of purple and her hair looks like the apprentice did it, [REDACTED] it up and they had 30 seconds to fix it.

It's incredible how many 'good' footballers are so out of form at the same time. Whatever Voss is preaching ain't hitting the mark. We are the polar opposite to Collingwood and Macrae where shit players go and become good... at Carlton good players become shit.

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Matt Kennedy is a clearance machine.
Tough as nails.
No pace.
Getting smashed in clearances.
Let's play him at half back.

Baffled.

Did they not try this a few weeks ago and fail dismally?

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