I recently returned from and interstate trip to find that two of my "very good friends" had completed a make over of my outside toilet by painting the seat and cistern Navy Blue and white. They even went to the trouble to cut out the CFC logo (from a pamphlet that came with my membership package) and inserted it into the button.






Fortunately I interupted them before they had time to stencil "2002" and "2005" in white on the blue cistern.

One of the culprits is a Bombers fan and the other is a Collingwood supporter.

Any suggestions for a suitable payback???

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."

Painting a pair of turds in Bombers and Collingwood colours out of the question?

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Just make them watch their respective teams play this year.
That should be punishment enough.

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"Carlton's most loyal, their bruised and battered egos now seemingly a bad dream, drank beers, murdered pies and cheered every time Judd touched the ball."

36 of those run out every time those two play, Wojee - he needs something original!!

I'd leave the toilet as-is, then put special pictures of their logos in the bowl to capture the years we s**t all over them in GFs...

Then sign them both up to every telemarketing service you can find.....

get some grass seed and a watering can. Wait until they are going away for a few days. When they are gone water the carpet in their room and then spread the grass seed over everything, turn on the heater in their room and then seal it up. Come back in a couple of days time and voila!!! Their own little MCG right in their bedroom.

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly

In the same spirit - use their email addresses for every @#$%&! thing you find on the net. Surf all the porn sites, especially the nasty stuff and jam their email addresses in.

Great fun

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Richard Pratt - A Carlton legend.

Would that require and oil or water based paint?

Different question for you NTBlue. I've just moved up to Darwin from Hobart, and I keep following all these cars with personalised number plates. Yesterday I was behind one which read ESNDON, and I found another one the other week which was ESEDON. Would it be common courtesy to drive such cars off the road?

You could always redirect said toilet's sewer pipe in their general direction...

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#DonTheStash

Welcome to Darwin Molly. You will find that there are heaps of Blues supporters up here.

I would normally advise you to run the Bomber buggies off the road but unfortunately the one with the ESEDON plate is one of my nephews. I have disowned him naturally but will have to draw the line at imposing physical damage to his person. It would be OK to paint his Falcon XR6 Navy Blue and white though

If you are interested in being part of a Blues supporter group in Darwin just PM me and I will PM you with contact details of the young lady who convenes the functions.

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."

Sad part is they both think this is the correct spelling...

I'd write "GO BLUES" on their front lawn in roundup.

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