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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:52 pm 
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Harry is the softest player in the AFL outside of his brother.


Half of carlton would.give him a run....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:53 pm 
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And when we get a turnover in the middle we just run into each other and send it straight back the other way for a goal.

Trying to rationalise this mess... Jagga and Dean were terrific 1Q but completely disappeared from the game... this can happen with youngsters, hopefully they adapt quickly


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:53 pm 
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We're not fit

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:55 pm 
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We are either doing a heavy training load, or we are Vfl fitness levels


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:55 pm 
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We're not fit

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We are crap


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:56 pm 
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CK95 wrote:
We're not fit

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Ah, training loads, my one hope! Collingwood started dismally in some/ most of their GF seasons...


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:56 pm 
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Bluey44 wrote:
We are either doing a heavy training load, or we are Vfl fitness levels


I'm on the 3rd option. We have plainly given up.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:56 pm 
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It took all.of 3 quarters.of watching live footy for me.to realise I hate myself.for thinking this club might give me.hope.....

I now.just want Voss to fall on his sword and have Adam Simpson replace him

When does the vfl start?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:57 pm 
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Voss will really struggle to combat the negative narrative.
Surely this year he won't survive


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:57 pm 
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We are shit
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:57 pm 
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Just need more players….i mean we need a 2nd side for after half time. It’s obvious…


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:58 pm 
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I'm just hoping that the team can bin this and move on, and it doesn't become a repeat of last year after the Round 1 debacle.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:58 pm 
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Saad hamstring
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:58 pm 
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Can Kemp actually hang onto the ball.........he's dropping handballs, marks....not good enough.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:59 pm 
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Swans with 11 marks inside 50 to 4 for Carlton.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 8:59 pm 
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Just need Charlie to kick three in the last ten minutes to top off the night.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:00 pm 
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Butchers

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:00 pm 
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We'll be right for round 1 hopefully

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:01 pm 
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Every year.

We're like a teenage boy who's finally getting some.

Got carried away, tried to do too much too soon, and finished the race before the other side had even started.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:03 pm 
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I've never seen so much fumbling and double grabbing in my life. To the point where instead of trying to take it in our hands, we're chest marking handballs

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