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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:20 pm 
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Why are these people clapping them into the room?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:20 pm 
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There is honestly no point in going another week with Voss. There is zero chance he makes it through the other side


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:22 pm 
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How does a side go from good side to a totally fkn awful side at the half time break.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:22 pm 
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That’s another 10 goal loss against any half serious side. Tonight was a battle between bottom 4 sides and we were thoroughly outplayed


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:22 pm 
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10 players with less than 10 disposals
Young Spud
Holland's boys Spud
Chesser Spud
Florent Spud
Kemp Spud
Fogarty Spud
Ainsworth???


Tackling terrible

Thank God Lynch could not kick


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:23 pm 
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Bluey44 wrote:
So many outs required based on the last 2 weeks form
But who comes in????

This list is a bit depressing.
We are banking on Walker to be a saviour
Wright needs to earn his money this year

Not sure what to do about Voss


Haynes at least for young

Cottrell for e hollands

Another shit forward for fogarty, that kid has lost any faith I had in him. Just like most of the team has gone backwards at a rate of knots

Anyone know how the ressies practice game went?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:25 pm 
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bender wrote:
Bluey44 wrote:
So many outs required based on the last 2 weeks form
But who comes in????

This list is a bit depressing.
We are banking on Walker to be a saviour
Wright needs to earn his money this year

Not sure what to do about Voss


Haynes at least for young

Cottrell for e hollands

Another shit forward for fogarty, that kid has lost any faith I had in him. Just like most of the team has gone backwards at a rate of knots

Anyone know how the ressies practice game went?


Frankie for Fogarty, Haynes definitely for Young.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:25 pm 
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Pittonet.

12 disposals to half time. One disposal in the second half.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:25 pm 
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Pro: we didn't trade our first rounder this year

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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Heavs wrote:
Why are these people clapping them into the room?


No one else will?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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jim wrote:
bender wrote:
Bluey44 wrote:
So many outs required based on the last 2 weeks form
But who comes in????

This list is a bit depressing.
We are banking on Walker to be a saviour
Wright needs to earn his money this year

Not sure what to do about Voss


Haynes at least for young

Cottrell for e hollands

Another shit forward for fogarty, that kid has lost any faith I had in him. Just like most of the team has gone backwards at a rate of knots

Anyone know how the ressies practice game went?


Frankie for Fogarty, Haynes definitely for Young.

I think Newman can come back in also now.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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jake_h03 wrote:

We are going to cop some massive beltings this year.



Not necessarily. As we showed last week and for most of the last 5 years, we can go with anyone for a half. Then when the heat is on we melt away, but it's usually more like a 30 point loss than 100. Whatever that's worth (less than nothing).

Can anyone explain this to me though, why we always seem to play with dash and dare for the first quarter or half of games, then in the second half we have no support run, no one making space, just tentative prodding and long bombs?

I don't think it's opposition coaches working us out mid-game. It's not like we come out with totally new tactics every week. If they can work us out at half time, they can surely work us out in midweek video sessions and training.

Is it instruction from our coaches? I understand you need tempo footy sometimes, but this isn't tempo footy, it's just blokes looking around desperately for a team mate.

Is our fitness so diabolical that we can't run for more than a quarter? Or our discipline so poor that we expend unnecessary energy in Q1? Do we have too many kids whose bodies aren't ready? Jagga and Dean's first and second halves have been night and day. That's understandable. Lord stays involved but loses polish as the game goes on. HOK too quiet to tell. The rest?

Or are we so scarred by 25 years of failure, so weighed down by the jumper, that we lose all confidence? Would a few inspirational characters make all the difference? I thought Hayward might be one such guy. Travis Boak on the sidelines. Will Newman's return bring the steel?

Help me out here. This can't be by design, surely. So why the Jekyll and Hyde?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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The Worst part is that this is our best team... We got No one that can come in and make a difference.....


Let's bring back Riedy... The Recruit of the Century.... 5 months a go, I told you that he is no good, I got slaughtered by Carlton fans.....

Does anyone now believe me when I say our new Recruits in Hayward, Ainsworth & florent are Average players who can only feed off Top players?


Oh wait, we still got the Camporlea boys... Are they even on our list still?


This Club is delusional... The Fans are delusional & the SH** Show continues!!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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jim wrote:
bender wrote:
Bluey44 wrote:
So many outs required based on the last 2 weeks form
But who comes in????

This list is a bit depressing.
We are banking on Walker to be a saviour
Wright needs to earn his money this year

Not sure what to do about Voss


Haynes at least for young

Cottrell for e hollands

Another shit forward for fogarty, that kid has lost any faith I had in him. Just like most of the team has gone backwards at a rate of knots

Anyone know how the ressies practice game went?


Frankie for Fogarty, Haynes definitely for Young.


Will frankie be fit?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:26 pm 
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The after match interview with Harry is unbelievably embarrassing.

He’s grown up in the “everyone wins the prize in pass the parcel” world.

No @#$%&! grit.

No @#$%&! idea.

Where’s my bitty?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:27 pm 
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On the bright side, it was certainly our best win for the season.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:28 pm 
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Megaman wrote:
Pro: we didn't trade our first rounder this year


Yet

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:28 pm 
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I will take the win. Hopefully that's a monkey off the back moment and we can press on from here.
Jagga great first QTR. It's going to be fun watching him and Cody in the same midfield.
Our lack of composure in the last was very telling. Ainsworth bombing long.
Kemp out of defence in that last few minutes when he had a player outside him running.
Walsh with the last bomb to the spare in defence. Panic panic panic.
Starting to worry that Ollie is a bust. It's going to be really hard to forge an AFL career with disposal as bad
as his disposal.
Lewis Young.
Can't wait for Byrne to overtake Fog.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:29 pm 
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jim wrote:
On the bright side, it was certainly our best win for the season.


and most likely the only one! :grin: :grin:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2026 9:29 pm 
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Thinking about it, when we play a handball game we do really well.
When we play the chip kick game we get opened up like a tin of beans.

The question is why do we stop playing a handball game after half time.
Fitness has to be the only answer, surely.

In 2025 we averaged 207m by handball and last week we handballed 528m.


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