If not Voss, then who ?

camel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 11:10 am

Blue Vain wrote:

Grigg forfeited any right to walk back into our club when he left. He's qualified but I couldn't stomach him coaching us.
@#$%&! him.

Might be the perfect man for the job. Zero sentiment and WGAF about our past successes or failures.

GreatEx · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 11:51 am

bondiblue wrote:

GreatEx wrote:

Sidefx wrote:

lack of 'comprehension' .

Hell yeah, great song \m/
https://youtu.be/7j8vUbMmOwM?si=PsQoYpcFUlSSM_vG

Couldn’t understand a word he was singing :wink:

Hence the song title

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 7928

right now a plate of corn chips could coach these assholes for the same results.

think about that...

Crusader · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 12:02 pm

malbi wrote:

Sidefx wrote:

And we defiantly don't have the personnel to play like the Hawks if we did get them.

Just a small beef, I see this everywhere. 'Defiantly' means to act in a rebellious way. 'Definitely' means that you are sure.

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No problem with the thread title though?

malbi · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 12:18 pm

Crusader wrote:

malbi wrote:

Sidefx wrote:

And we defiantly don't have the personnel to play like the Hawks if we did get them.

Just a small beef, I see this everywhere. 'Defiantly' means to act in a rebellious way. 'Definitely' means that you are sure.

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No problem with the thread title though?

You're right. It should be 'whom'. I can't police everything. It's just like Carlton. We require a whole team effort.

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bender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 4:13 pm

Braithy wrote:

right now a plate of corn chips could coach these assholes for the same results.

think about that...

lightly salted or cheesy?

or the ones with a bit of lime?

camel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 4:21 pm

That covers the assholes, what about the corn chips?

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 7928

Traveller86 · **Joined:** Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:58 pm **Posts:** 2528

Voss ain’t a coach’s asshole!

Sidefx · **Joined:** Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:55 pm **Posts:** 7921

GreatEx wrote:

Sidefx wrote:

lack of 'comprehension' .

Hell yeah, great song \m/
https://youtu.be/7j8vUbMmOwM?si=PsQoYpcFUlSSM_vG

Sounds like inside my head when I get on here a read some of the posting.
:lol:

Drewgirl · **Joined:** Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:57 pm **Posts:** 5062

Just sack him now. He has no idea. Looks like a headless chook out there. Says the same lines and excuses every week.

And get rid of Hansen, been there long enough.

Far out Carlton. This club is really at an all time low at the moment.

Listen guys, thought Graham Wright was the saviour. He should not have kept Voss last year. That was just the wrong move.

The problems we are having, have been around for a while now. Voss has no answers.

Club_29 · **Joined:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 12:32 pm **Posts:** 10

Push through with Voss for as long as possible this season.
Any coach that can get this team in winning positions every game this season
Is doing ok. The losses should give us a better draft hand. Retirements should free up SC.
New coach and new talent next season.

CFC8795 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2026 12:53 pm

Welcome to Talking Carlton, Club_29

Club_29 · **Joined:** Fri Apr 17, 2026 12:32 pm **Posts:** 10

Thanks. Been here since The Blue View days. Name comes from an ironic (or was it) Simon Beaumont fan club from 2000 ish. Recently my account stopped working so had to create a new one with an underscore.

bondiblue · **Posted:** Sun Apr 19, 2026 3:05 pm

Club_29 wrote:

Push through with Voss for as long as possible this season.
Any coach that can get this team in winning positions every game this season
Is doing ok. The losses should give us a better draft hand. Retirements should free up SC.
New coach and new talent next season.

This is my thinking.

We have forgotten how to win and fold when pitto tires because the 2nd ruck cant ruck.
Who knows, something may just click.

I dont want to see us sack Voss, but I if we have only a ouple wins by round 16, I'd ask him to pass the baton at his own free will to see what a different coach can get out of the list.

We have 16 players coming out of contract. We need to see what they are made of. So will the new coach in 2027.

Bluey44 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2026 6:38 pm

Troy Chaplin anyone?

GreatEx · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2026 7:11 pm

Bluey44 wrote:

Troy Chaplin anyone?

A good choice for modern times

tommi · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2026 7:25 pm

Traveller86 wrote:

Voss ain’t a coach’s asshole!

Nooooo….

I’m telling you he IS…!

kindest regards tommi

i still don’t think we should sack him mid year though…

JK · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:19 pm **Posts:** 2190

Wouldn’t be shocked if we remain competitive this season, finish on 6-8 wins and we re-sign Voss for 12 months

MPH78 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2026 9:50 pm

JK wrote:

Wouldn’t be shocked if we remain competitive this season, finish on 6-8 wins and we re-sign Voss for 12 months

Don’t see where we win another 6 or 7 games tbh JK.

Personally think the percentage chance of Voss being head coach next year and beyond would be less than one.

If not Voss, then who ?

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