Dear readers, scratchers and glass half fullers,

The Buzz have returned with a changed line-up and want to talk about the Certainties of 2006

http://carltonfc.com.au/default.asp?pg= ... eid=248857

The next certainty is most certainly TheSheik coming on and saying 'There is no humour in that article' or 'I could write better', which of course will prove the theme of the article.

Love & Murphys,

Bozo

ps Note the Disclaimer, so please don't be offended

OK... I'll bite.... I could write better than this!

Thanks for the memories of Stephen Oliver too.

ps Nice disclaimer - much longer than the one the Club gave Mike & Dan earlier this week

Good read - but jeez the type is small.

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This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

[quote="The Buzz"]In all seriousness, we at the Buzz feel that “lifeâ€

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orange pekoe?

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This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

Thanks for the feedback Orangelad. The Buzz B&F Votes system rewards the various writers of gags raised here on TalkingCarlton, and as a result of your post:

* 3 votes go to 'Kaiser Joe' for his life is footy gag
* 2 votes go to 'Keith Beausome' for his Richmong / time clock gag

(I have assumed that you list the jokes in order of humour, not in order as per the article).

Please help us out with a 1 vote and your votes will be registered.

Regards,

Bozo

Purely as a fence sitting measure to make sure I don't exclude any members of the Buzz I think it should be:

1 VOTE - The Entire Buzz Team

Is that sucky enough?

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Unfortunately that is unacceptable orangelad. Such a response makes me think that only 2 gags were worthy of causing tea dribbles out the nose (which happens to be our aim).

Bozo

For the sake of encouraging young writers - I suggest the "Saturday Night Live" one point award for:

".....Hawthorn delighting their hair stylists, and Fremantle never failing to exist."


Because the whole thought was too long, but it had some redeeming features, and you laughed at least once...

Thank you House. Your comments have been noted - shall try to keep them shorter but 'Bozo' is most verbose.

1 vote - Kaiser Joe.

Kaiser sweeps the field, wins again.