Why do the free market corporate spivs at the AFL run it like a corrupt socialist state ?
Why is Patrick Smith's heart so full of bitterness and hate ?
Why has privatisation made the trains all run late ?
If Eddie McGuire is so smart, why is Colin DeLutis his best mate ?
If Mussolini made the trains run on time, is Fascism the answer ?
Why do people give a @#$%&! whether celebrities are good dancers ?
Why are people like Andrew Bolt such earnest, pompous bores ?
Will there ever come a day when Gold don't play The Doors ?
Why do health authorities define a few quiet drinks as bingeing ?
Why has Michael Malthouse made an artform out of whingeing ?
Why did Collo change the father-son rule and cost us Matthew Lloyd ?
TWO airhead hosts on Australian Idol ? It'd be cheaper if ONE was employed .
Why, at coaches' press conferences, do journalists act like timid little mice ?
If there really is a God, how do you explain Steve Price ?
Why did John Elliott have to build the Legends' Stand ?
Why is Denis Pagan getting paid eight hundred grand ?
Why is The Simpsons not funny any more ?
Why did we take Livo with draft pick number four ?
Why is Madonna treated like a genius ?
Why are Sheahan and Wilson always so mean to us ?
Why gleefully ''report'' that Carlton is stuffed, which we all knew four years ago ?
And why when I listen to Gold or MMM do I always hear Supertramp or ELO ?
And, can someone PLEASE tell me,
why is Kylie adored as a groovy star,
yet Dannii is rated a no-talent galah ?

Why was this post written?

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Formerly: Ackland the Wonderkid / Army the Wonderkid / quivering mess / molsey / Tony Lynn Fan Club

I thought Rob Sitch was his best mate.

I think you'll find Caro's pretty even-handed with us.....

Sheahan isn't because he's going off what his mates tell him anyway. Hack.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Because ELO are @#$%&! awesome.

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"The Wigg's big in 08!" - Chris Judd

Yeah but "at the end of the day, we're all mates"

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Congratulations CK95