Ok, seems like everyone on here (myself included) finds something "wrong" with carlton footy club......so......you've just been made "fixer" of the club, and in a world first you have been given permission to instruct the players re: game day, pick the side, and appoint a coaching panel and president....

lets see what everyone thinks.

i want to see everyone name their:
President
Coaching Panel
Team

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Back like a raging case of pubic lice

I'll kick it off shall i????

President: Mike Fitzpatrick
Coaching Panel:
Barry Mitchell (senior coach)
Peter Dean (defence and reserves)
Terry Daniher (forwards)
Brett Ratten (midfield)
Shaun rehn (rucks)

Team:
B: Carrazzo Livingston McGrath
HB: Walker Whitnall Thornton
C: Simpson Stevens Waite
HF: Fisher Bryan Lappin
F: Kennedy Fevola Betts

R: French
Rov: Houlihan, Murphy

INT: Scotland Russell Bentick McLaren
Emerg: Blackwell, Hartlett, Bannister

yep. no Kouta.

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President: Mike Fitzpatrick
Coaching Panel:
Coach Denis Pagan
Assistant Coaches: Stephen Silvagni, Terry Daniher, Gary Dempsey, Wayne Carey, Alistair Lynch
Bullants Coach: Barry Mitchell
Team:
Backs: Hartlett Livingston Thornton
Half Backs: Houlihan Waite Walker
Centres: Murphy Scotland S.o'Hailpin
Half Forwards: Whitnall Kennedy Fisher
Full Forwards: Betts Fevola Lappin
Rucks: French Stevens Bentick
Inter: Kouta, 3 of the rest

The whole club stuff needs a shake-up. I'm talking marketing, administration, communications, business planning, the board, the football department the lot.

It's not just a matter of coach(es), team and president.

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- Igor Stravinsky

President: Mike Fitzpatrick
Coach: Neil Craig - Denis Pagan
Assistant Coaches: Stephen Silvagni, Terry Daniher, Sean Rhen, Peter Dean, Michael Voss, Craig Bradley
Bullants Coach: Barry Mitchell
Team:
Backs: Carazzo Hartlett Saddington
Half Backs: Houlihan Thornton Walker
Centres: Waite Murphy S.O'hAilpin
Half Forwards: Fisher Whitnall Lappin
Full Forwards: Betts Fevola Kennedy
Rucks: French Stevens Bentick
Inter: Kouta, McLaren, Scotland, Simpson
Emerg: Russell, Bannister, McGrath
Injured: Livingston (back) DeLuca (glove), Bryan (attitude)

Kouta in the BP for Saddington if not needed in midfield rotations

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President - The Tyrant
Coach - The Tyrant
Media Manager - molsey
Director of logic - Synbad
Captain - Kouta
Spiritual Captain - Murphy

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i agree with your president but The Tyrant as coach??? that guy is an absolute tyrant. hmmmm maybe thats what we need.

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Director of recruitment - Fevolution
Youth Welfare Officer - Bomber_Now_Blue
Communications Manager - AGRO

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President: ?
Coach: Shaun Rehn or John Longmire
Assistant Coaches: Alastair Lynch, Anthony Stevens, Glen Archer, Craig Bradley
Bullants Coach: Anthony Stevens
Captain: Lance

I just can't WAITE to see this team in action .

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President: Fraser Brown
Senior Coach: Barry Mitchell or Brett Ratten
Bullants Coach: either Ratts or Mitchell
Assistants: Terry Daniher, Michael Voss, Peter Dean, (SOS & Dempsey specialist coaches)

Team:
B: Carrazzo Livingston McGrath
HB:Walker Thornton Flint
C: Simpson Stevens Waite
HF: Houlihan Kennedy Lappin
F:Whitnall Fevola Betts
Foll: French Kouta Murphy
Int: Fisher McLaren Bentick Russell

Communcations Dept: dannyboy, molsey
Marketing: The Tyrant, Italian Styles, KK, CK95
Stats team: Jarusa, Wolfister
Membership: Deano (sign up or he'll break your legs!!)
Sports Psychologist: Synbad
Motivational speaker: verbs
Deep tissue massage therapists: Blue bird, bluegirldanielle
Runner: Pheonix Johnson
Strength and conditioning: Wojee
Drinks boy: The Shag

President: ?
Coach: Shaun Rehn or John Longmire
Assistant Coaches: Alastair Lynch, Anthony Stevens, Glen Archer, Braddles
Bullants Coach: Anthony Stevens
Captain: Lance

Team
B: Carrazzo Hartlett T-bird
HB: Walker Whitnall Lappin
C: Simpson Stevens Waite
HF: Fisher Livingston Murphy
F: Kennedy Fevola Betts
R: French Houlihan, Kouta

INT: Scotland Russell Bower McLaren

Motivational speaker: verbs... thats thinking outside the square slow_mo!

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Yeah I know....should have named Fevola captain too!

And if you'd picked him on the ball, with Thornton at full-forward, O'hAilpin at fullback and Fisher in a back pocket, you'd be proclaimed the greatest genius of all time!

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Directors of Coaching & Player Development: The Tyrant & slow_mo

I was thinking more like AFL Corporate Relations Manager.

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Winston Churchill

Welcome back to the thread I already made then had it dissolved into nothing in the Pagan thread?

Here's hoping this one lives.

President: Mike Fitzpatrick
Coaching Panel:
Coach Denis Pagan
Assistant Coaches: Stephen Silvagni, Terry Daniher, Gary Dempsey, Wayne Carey, Alistair Lynch, Craig Bradley, Greg Williams
Bullants Coach: Barry Mitchell
Team:
Backs: Russell Hartlett Flint
Half Backs: Carrazzo Thornton Walker
Centres: Simpson Murphy Waite
Half Forwards: Lappin Kennedy Fisher
Full Forwards: Betts Fevola Whitnall
Rucks: French Stevens Bentick
Inter: Kouta Bower McLaren/Deluca/Setanta Blackwell/Edwards

Very tall team, but reasonably paced as well, note that the ones with player/player are an either or case. I want Deluca to fusking ruck.

Flint is elevated due to anyone of a long list of hacks copping an LTI.

President - Hughesey

Coach - Pagan

assistants - Carey (forwards) SOS (defence) Voss (midfielders) Mitchell (ants)

Waite Hartlett Carrots
JR Walker Bower
Simmo AB Setanta
Raso Kennedy Skinny
Lance Fev Betts

Aisake Stevens Murphy

French Scotland (changes with Stevens) Fisher Houla

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

President: Next Election

Mike Fitzpatrick

Coaching Panel: Changes to implement come end of year.

Dennis Pagan
Sean Rehn
Barry Mitchell
Brett Ratten
SOS
Michael Voss

Team: 2006 Season

B: Carrazzo, Hartlett, Bower
HB: Russell, T-Bird, Walker
C: Simmo, Bentick, Scotland
HF: Lappin, Whitnall, Waite
F: Fisher, Fevola, Betts

RCK: Bryan, Stevens, Murphy

INT: Kouta, Houlihan, Kennedy, Blackwell

Game Plan: Long and direct, man on man contested football ala Pagan prior to 2006. I'm still a firm believer in the old school style and even though we still will cop a few hidings with such a young team, the longer term benefits will reap rewards.