The Herald Sun

To Whom it May Concern

Now that you have confirmed that you’re firm browses these forums, I would like to take the opportunity to apply for a position as a journalist with your illustrious newspaper.

I have a wealth of sources from which to break exclusive stories ranging from bigfooty.com to a mate down the pub that knows someone that knows someone that is important. I network regularly through BBQ’s and assorted booze ups, providing me all the latest groundbreaking news.

Although sports is my specialty my wide range of sources gives me exclusive information on anything ranging from tax reform to terrorism. I would be prepared to work in any of these areas.

I have a number of relevant qualifications with the highlight being a doctorate in journalism from “Journo’s R usâ€

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#DonTheStash

I think you're a shoo in for the job.

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I AM DISENFRANCHISED

Don't forget that it's mandatory for all H/S journo's to be a member of the Maguire 'kiss my arse' club.

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There's so much I could say...

Nice work Born...........

that'll learn them.......i bet you drive a Ford XR6..............!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Do you get more than zero on your weekly tips ?

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"Carlton's most loyal, their bruised and battered egos now seemingly a bad dream, drank beers, murdered pies and cheered every time Judd touched the ball."

I got zero twice last year!!!!!

GREAT POST 72

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Love Cricket? Love me

Hey Tyrone............

so you got ZERO twice.......i got ZERO once.........!

does this make you twice as bad as me.........?

i'm sitting here trying to work it out........zero+zero=zero......
but zero=zero also.........and if i sit here and think
for too long things might start to happpp............o-oh........lookout.....!





















diz-zeee...........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

what if you DIVIDED your one zero by my 2 zeros to work out the how bad you are relative to me???

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Love Cricket? Love me

Don't forget 72, you have to bring your own fact checker, or you don't get one for your articles.

.....rediculous.

Way over qualified

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

LMAO Anonymous Internet troll!

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"We used to sit around and talk about how bad the game plan was." Anthony Koutoufides