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DownUnderChick

Post subject: Goldspink & Lance's 200th Ball

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:59 am

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A small snippet in the Herald Sun today in the At The Bar column.

Apparently a Carlton official went to get the match day ball from the umpires to give to Red for his 200th and that dog Goldspink grabbed a pen and promptly signed the ball!

If you ever needed confirmation that this guy is an out an out tosser, this should prove it to you.

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lukablue

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:04 am

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He brings new life to the word "WANKER".....

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TruBlueBrad

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:14 am

Stephen Silvagni

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Pretty soon we'll be calling guys a Goldspink.

Imagine you're down the pub, get in a blue with some guy and you call out to him

"Mate, you're a @#$%&! Goldspink"

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Blue Bird

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:19 am

Robert Walls

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TruBlueBrad wrote:

Pretty soon we'll be calling guys a Goldspink.

Imagine you're down the pub, get in a blue with some guy and you call out to him

"Mate, you're a F@%&#! Goldspink"

What do you mean pretty soon Brad. :evil:

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bluehammer

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:23 am

Alex Jesaulenko

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Yeah heard this on SEN yesterday, but the story was slightly different.

More along the lines of a carlton official 'going to ' the umpires and asking them to sign it...

I'd say it went something like:

"Fellas, you had such a huge impact on Lance's 200th game that we think it's only fitting that you sign the ball"

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Jarusa

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:34 am

Alex Jesaulenko

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Maybe it is time for a :goldspink: emoticon on TC?

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blueboy8

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:38 am

Serge Silvagni

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Im amazed he didnt include a signed photo as well.

The nerve of the man :evil:

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DOA

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:40 am

Horrie Clover

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Mickey Mouse wears a Goldspink watch!

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lukablue

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:43 am

Bert Deacon

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Quote:

I'd say it went something like:

"Fellas, you had such a huge impact on Lance's 200th game that we think it's only fitting that you sign the ball"

Just brilliant hammer!!!! :lol:

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Kaptain Kouta

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:52 am

Bruce Doull

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Jarusa wrote:

Maybe it is time for a :goldspink: emoticon on TC?

You mean like...

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Wolfister

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:10 am

Geoff Southby

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That's disgraceful... I mean how could the sub editor of the Hun allowed the story to go to print without the headline -

GOLDSPINK SIGNS LANCE'S BALL

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dannyboy

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:25 am

Ken Hunter

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Or Lance cries 'Ball stinks after being signed by Goldspink'.

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The Tyrant

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:30 am

Stephen Kernahan

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GOLDSPINK HANDLES LANCE'S BALLS

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bluehammer

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:31 am

Alex Jesaulenko

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Wolfister wrote:

GOLDSPINK SIGNS LANCE'S BALL

I'm pretty sure they used a red sherrin on Sunday :lol:

So

GOLDSPINK SIGNS LANCE'S RED BALL

would have been even better eh?

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dannyboy

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:31 am

Ken Hunter

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ball!

What about Lance kicks Goldspink's ball.

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Electric Blue

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:34 am

Ken Hunter

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...or "GOLDSPINK IS A FLICKING TOOL!"

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The Tyrant

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:35 am

Stephen Kernahan

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GOLDSPINK'S FOOT IN MOUTH AFTER LANCE'S BALL

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dannyboy

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:36 am

Ken Hunter

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Goldspink and Lance share ball.

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The Tyrant

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:37 am

Stephen Kernahan

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GOLDSPINK RED FACED OVER LANCE'S BALL

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Kaptain Kouta

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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:39 am

Bruce Doull

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How about "Goldsphincter is a disgrace who doesn't deserve to touch Lance's balls"?

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