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GOLDSPINK SCORES PLUM JOB HANDLING LANCE

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LANCE'S BLADDER GETS GOLD PLATED

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2 UMPIRES TO WAX PLUMB JOB


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LANCE NAMED 2007 CAPTAIN AFTER EATING MATCH DAY BALL IN FRONT OF TEAM MATES.

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CARLTON GOD FEEDS ON LANCE'S BALL

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GOLDSPUNK LEAVES HIS MARK ON LANCE'S BALL


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LUKE BALL TO CARLTON GOD: HANDS OFF LANCE

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FOOTBALL SIGNED BY AFL UMPIRE EXCHANGED FOR 50 BIG MACS BY MYSTERY CUSTOMER.

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That's pure "Gold.......Spank" Kaptain Kouta!!! :lol:

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CARLTON GOD WRITES UTTERLY HILARIOUS MOCK NEWSPAPER HEADLINE. NUMBERS IN SIDE RE-STITCHING SURGERY JUMPS ALARMINGLY.

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Carlton God wrote:
FOOTBALL SIGNED BY AFL UMPIRE EXCHANGED FOR 50 BIG MACS BY MYSTERY CUSTOMER.


Why would Whitnall trade 50 Big Macs, that he would love to eat, for a football? Doesn't that go against the grain of your argument about Whitnall?

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EVEN UGLY DAVE GRAY TIRED OF WHITNALL EATS TOO MUCH JOKES

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NICK GIANOPOULOUS TRADES WOG COMEDY FOR WHITALL IS FAT JOKES

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BENNY HILL MAKES LAST DITCH BID FROM GRAVE TO TRUMP GIANOPOLOUS - BOOB JOKES OFFERED


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DENIS PAGAN OFFERS CARLTON GOD "BUTCHERED THE BALL" FOR "LANCE IS FAT"

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UMMM-pierrrrr..............

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL.....................!


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CG DECLINES - HONEYMOONER'S NIGHTIE OFFERED AS SWEETENER

CG DECLINES AGAIN - "I'M MORE INTO DUDES"


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*bump*


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CHUBBY CHASER CG WON'T PART WITH LANCE'S FAT

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LANCE'S ARSE ON THE LINE DUE TO CG'S COCK UP



CG'S COCK UP, LANCE'S ARSE


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