Dear historians and propagandists,

Unlike the stories underpinning this article, the article will be ignored by time:

http://carltonfc.com.au/default.asp?pg= ... eid=304279

Love & History Books,

Jimmy

Top Notch. Bravo.

apparently the Bruce Doull phone call took 10 minutes with about 10 worfs said.

The version I heard was "we'd love you to come to Carlton"

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A family friend of Doulls has told me the same things. It was bisacally along the lines of we would love to have you playing with us in the big leagues.

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Or was it when Bruce let Sticks kick 10 goals on him in that State of Origin game back in 1985.

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Winston Churchill

And Part 2....the real conversation between Sticks and Doully:

http://carltonfc.com.au/default.asp?pg= ... eid=304562

Please note that this has been edited by the Carlton Football Club. Sticks actually said 'No not really' when asked about David and advised that he only drunk West End.

Love & Censorship,

Jimmy & special friend Sydney

That Limahl....,


he could've been anything.........

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Greg Lee

Did SydneyBlue write the second article?

He's sticking it to the man from inside the belly of the beast to overthrow the capitalist construct.

VIVA LA MITCHELL!

Must. find. more. cliches.

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We cannot confirm or deny that except to say that we are partial to outsourcing of our duties at this stage given cashflow issues caused by the non-payment of our article fees by the Carlton Football Club.

Love & Cutbacks,

Jimmy

lol.

What, you didn't get your free beer and meat pie down at MC Labour Park this week Buzz?

No one mentioned meat pies or beer

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That's 'cos it would never make it to Sydney, the truckies would eat it on the way

Great work Sydney, really good. It's a pity that some of the innocent little gags had to be removed.

M

West End would have been much funnier. Why did they change it to Fosters - it doesnm't work?

That was good though, not as good as Sydney's earlier efforts in the Board Room.

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