The tatty looking Bon Jovi t-shirt sums it all up I'd say.

_________________

************************************************************
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Even my one eyed Collingwood loving missus reckons you can't take those two seriously.

Bogans.

Which chick did he hit?

_________________
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

The likeness of the one on the left to 'Wild Blue Yonder' is uncanny.

Perhaps they got Greg Domaciweiz in for a spot of babysitting.


Or maybe the poor little tacker was tucked in all sound asleep in the back seat of the car parked outside the pub.

_________________
"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Scotland for captain

for services advancing the gene pool?

_________________
Love Cricket? Love me

C'mon, they must have been responsible enough to use the security of the Car Park out the back .... and not just the street!!

10/10

There has been a raging debate in Anthropological Academia about the fate of Homo Neanderthalis - received wisdom is that the last of Homo Neanderthalis died out about 30,000 years ago in Southern Spain.

However evidence such as this does spring up from time to time which indicates that they may have survived.

In particular this breed has been seen inhabiting the largest cave at 140 Dockland Boulevard, Melbourne.

_________________
"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Gee, Blues insider, is that it? That's the best material you could come up with after this has run 15 pages?

Cutting stuff. I'm really hurting you big meany.

_________________
This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

Over at CSC they reckon it's Angry Anderson in a wig.

_________________
"We used to sit around and talk about how bad the game plan was." Anthony Koutoufides

Bloody Hell,doesn't anyone these days dress up for a interview on TV that broadcast like into millions of houses,it's like they just came out after doing gardening in the backyard the way they look.What's so difficult to do yourself up for a interview

_________________
Bang Bang.

You mean she didn't have a shovel to quickly apply her makeup...??[SLOP!!]

_________________
"...that's the thing about opinion - you don't have to know anything to have one..." Andre Agassi commenting on Pat Cash 2004
"...the less you know - the more you believe..." - Bono 2006

She needs more than a shovel

_________________
Bulldogs captain Steve Mortimer stood up to address his troops before they ran out. ''I'm a proud c---,'' he told them, ''I'm a winner, I wish myself a good g...ame, I wish everyone a good game. Let's get out there and f---ing bash them

They are wearing their Sunday best.


Style Advisors: Barks4Eva and Joffa in the new LifeStyle Program "Moccs & Jocks"


Trinni and Sussanah are quivering in their boots.

_________________
"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

You can just see an ACA producer give them two a call prior to the interview:

"Ok, see you soon - and make sure you wear some nice attire"

Bogans: "Attire? What, like a Goodyear?!"

Geez if that is the kind of raw talent out and about at the 'Bended Elbow' or whatever that pub was called, the boys really do need to have a long hard look at themselves. I wouldnt be stayting 5 mins never mind until 5 am!!

the place should be re-named 'bended cranium!!!'

Are we sure this pair were actually in the pub and not just ferreting around in some dustbins near the door when our boys came out!!!

_________________
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly