Synbad

Sorry I keep asking about this, but what is the situation with Fevola. I thought the contract would be done last week. They havent changed their minds have they. I don't think he did anything wrong on Saturday night.

hopefully fev and campo stay. Didn't fev say his maneger is out of aus on the footy show? hopefully his contract gets done very soon. and what does everyone think about whitnall, with his contract?

Here's what we do.


We sign Campo up for 1 year, but we pay him nothing.

Rather, we charge him $20,000 for a spot in the team each week. I think he can afford it.

If he plays well, as evidenced by finishing in the top 5 overall in the TC 5-4-3-2-1 system (the only reputable performance metric), we'll give him $40,000 back. So he stands to make $20,000 a game if he has a crack.

Over the space of a year, that equates to $440,000. I think it's a gamble I'm prepared to take.

It's called an HPPYFW Contract* and it's going to be the biggest thing in football for downhill - or even cross country - skiiers.

*Hammer's Patented Pay Your Fu.cking Way Contract

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Congratulations CK95

BH a classic. Is it a Federal or State based contract ?

A player who has an open run of the football with a 20% chance he'll be tackled but kicks the ball out on the full rather than take posession is not worth $200k a year. He'll probably get around $250k.

Once ze new workplace reforms are passed through ze senate, Campo is 'ow you say- "screwed?" No?

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Neither. I'm administering it myself. And I'm omnipresent

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Congratulations CK95

Might work...depends who from TC is on the panel.

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Well Synbad of course. The cheapest option for the Carlton Footy Club.

Mods will have to be on their toes though, watching for any new account activity...

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Congratulations CK95

Hey bleu électrique your like Inspector Closseau - "you gather di facts, examine di clues and before long the case is solved"

Absolutely agree V79. A pretty piss poor effort - what the hell was he thinking?

I see you have examined me before than? Yes? Thankyou .

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My mail is its all about to be announced...



Fev is a required player... and he doesnt want to leave.Contract has been done as far as i know...
Too bad for Walls and Lane...

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