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Ok, a bit of a rush and I'm no comedian. (so apologies in advance)
Half spite, half truth and half chuckles - (it adds up if you are a Pies supporter) - I was going to post this in teh Carlton Confidential thread but decided to give it a thread of it's own.
My opinion of other teams - here goes...
Essendon*: Have and will always play second fiddle to Carlton - H&A, finals, Premierships... Lloyd and Hird are the best two players to ever play football in teh history of the game. Just ask any Essendon* supporter.
Collingwood: Doesn't matter what I type, their supporters can't read anyway. Besides - Internet or Moccos?! I know which one they'd choose. Their memberships are subsidized by their dole payments.
St Kilda: Still waiting. You know what we mean. If you don't, come down to the social club - we have 16 of them to show you.
Footscray: You just started to feel sorry for them... then they got Aker. They have die-hard fans - which is similar to Carlton, which is why they will probably become Carlton supporters when Footscray becomes the Gold Coast Bulldogs.
Melbourne: Skiing. And meanwhile leaving empty MCC seats at the games. Bastards.
Geelong: Finally. Now they have some idea of what it felt like when we whooped their asses on GF Day, 1995.
North Melbourne: Shinboners to the end, thumbing the nose to the AFL - gotta hand it too them for that... and a record membership of 22k! It'll earn them a nice chapter in the history books after they disappear.
West Coast: Thanks for the Judd. And do you Judd if we all Judd Judd Judd Judd Judd... oh and we're coming back for Embley and Cox later.
Freo: Who? ...Oh well, at least they are the most technically-advanced West Coast bashers.
Sydney: Can't say too much about them - my mum and departed grandfather are Bloods supporters. So good on them for playing shit-boring football.
Adelaide: Highest amount of serial killers per capita? Adelaide is so damn boring (no offense Adelaidians ((Sic))) - all there is to do is watch football - hence the high memberships. A penchant for projectile spitting at the football, swab any supporter and they are likely to have the DNA of 15 other Crows fans.
Port Adelaide: See Adelaide, just less spitting - and a little more choking. *Cough* geelongs bitch *Cough*
Brisbane: Brisbane is like a stripper (male or female) and Jonathon Brown is like the pole. Take the pole away and the stripper would fall flat on it's ass.
Hawthorn: A bigger assortment of toss-pots and thugs I have never met... they must get it from the supporters. Guess it's all that angst by the inability to play proper decent football since the last 80's - something they are only starting to rectify now. Also, I once went to a football presentation (my local team) at Glenferrie Oval and, afterward, urinated on the ground... Fev would be proud.
Richmond: Richmond - the roar of a tiger, the heart of a chicken. That's what their supporters think anyway. They could win the first 12 games and have a percentage of 300 - and their supporters would say 'let's not get carried away'... why? Because they, us, the players - everybody knows that no matter what, they'll end up finishing ninth... if they're lucky.
...and Wallace is a goose.
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