My favorite (from another thread).
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Today conquering the Carlton fans?
I had a taste of it last night.
Walking out of the ground, I got jumped. I thought I was in strife. Fear not, it was my weak Carlton mates. They spotted me in amongst the Jolimont scrum (we dont sit together at Woods-Blues matches for a good reason, we've worked that one out already) - little tryhards. Gave them a little to go on with. Not really, but I put them back in their boxes. Wink But as they say, or used to say, if you don't win the game, win the fight (or the war of words).
Today though was just the worst. They come from the trees, don't they?
But never back down. You're Collingwood, and they're not. And that's what hurts them the most. That knowledge. Side by side we stick together - forever.
Oh the hurt, the pain!  How every Carlton fan deep down is hurting because, well - they're not Carlton fans.
Think it has something to do with not wanting to support a shit team, with a long illustrious history of disappointment.  
